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I had the coolest thing happen yesterday when I was out with the girls. We went out to celebrate being back at school. Therefore we had had quite a few cocktails, and then switched over to pitchers of beer. We were at a restaurant bar (middle of the afternoon) and we were pretty intoxicated. Now we've all had guys buy us drinks obviously, but the miller Lite rep came in and bought all of the beer we had drank up to that point. I don't think he realized he was buying about $40 dollars worth of beer, but he did, and it was way cool!

I just thought this was pretty lucky for us!

So hats off to all the beer reps out there! That was good stuff!
Is that cool or what?

Getting lucky... there was this drunk girl who started telling me how much she loved me. Then she gave me her number....

Oh wait, that's not the kind of lucky you were talking about.



Probably the luckiest I got was being first round draft pick.

Silly Drunk girls

$40 is nothing if a bunch of hot girls are drinking your product. We used to have a rule (When I was a Miller Rep) When we would hold promos, if you had a penis, you were not going to win squat.




Man I miss getting people drunk for a living.

SweetMelissa wrote:Silly Drunk girls

I know... you gotta love 'em.

yeah it wasn't really a bunch just three of us. hehehehe You were a beer rep Beerman? That's great!

SweetMelissa wrote:yeah it wasn't really a bunch just three of us. hehehehe You were a beer rep Beerman? That's great!

Thus the Moniker...

I was in the Beer and Wine business for almost 8 years.

PHBeerman wrote: We used to have a rule (When I was a Miller Rep) When we would hold promos, if you had a penis, you were not going to win squat.

So, what did you do with all your winnings?

rednekkPH wrote:

PHBeerman wrote: We used to have a rule (When I was a Miller Rep) When we would hold promos, if you had a penis, you were not going to win squat.

So, what did you do with all your winnings?

Did your parents have any children that lived?

PHBeerman wrote:

rednekkPH wrote:

PHBeerman wrote: We used to have a rule (When I was a Miller Rep) When we would hold promos, if you had a penis, you were not going to win squat.

So, what did you do with all your winnings?

Did your parents have any children that lived?

How original...

Maybe your locker room buddies can help you with some fresh material.

Could you two idiots please not ruin the image of Melissa "getting lucky"??!!

rednekkPH wrote:

PHBeerman wrote:

rednekkPH wrote:

PHBeerman wrote: We used to have a rule (When I was a Miller Rep) When we would hold promos, if you had a penis, you were not going to win squat.

So, what did you do with all your winnings?

Did your parents have any children that lived?

How original...

Maybe your locker room buddies can help you with some fresh material.

Maybe your weight watchers buddies will help me instead.

nycparrothead wrote:Could you two idiots please not ruin the image of Melissa "getting lucky"??!!

Are you having a hard time concentrating?

PHBeerman wrote:

nycparrothead wrote:Could you two idiots please not ruin the image of Melissa "getting lucky"??!!

Are you having a hard time concentrating?

I usually do when Melissa is around.....

PHBeerman wrote:

rednekkPH wrote:

PHBeerman wrote:

rednekkPH wrote:

PHBeerman wrote: We used to have a rule (When I was a Miller Rep) When we would hold promos, if you had a penis, you were not going to win squat.

So, what did you do with all your winnings?

Did your parents have any children that lived?

How original...

Maybe your locker room buddies can help you with some fresh material.

Maybe your weight watchers buddies will help me instead.

I don't think they'd be much help. I doubt they'd be willing to speak exclusively in monosyllabic words and take the time to explain all the jokes to you.

rednekkPH wrote: I don't think they'd be much help. I doubt they'd be willing to speak exclusively in monosyllabic words and take the time to explain all the jokes to you.

I always thought y'all were the jokes.

You two should just stop the shennanigans and admit that you're in love with each other already!

PHBeerman wrote:

rednekkPH wrote: I don't think they'd be much help. I doubt they'd be willing to speak exclusively in monosyllabic words and take the time to explain all the jokes to you.

I always thought y'all were the jokes.

Of course you did. Don't you ever get tired of being wrong?

rednekkPH wrote:

PHBeerman wrote:

rednekkPH wrote: I don't think they'd be much help. I doubt they'd be willing to speak exclusively in monosyllabic words and take the time to explain all the jokes to you.

I always thought y'all were the jokes.

Of course you did. Don't you ever get tired of being wrong?

I don't know if I will tire of being wrong. It has never happened before.

PHBeerman wrote:I don't know if I will tire of being wrong. It has never happened before.

Moderators, can we please move this to the joke section?