Another blonde joke....

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Another blonde joke....

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A man was sitting in a cafeteria next to a blonde woman who was engrossed in her newspaper.

The bold headline read "12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed."

She shook her head at the sad news.

Then turning to the man she asked, "How many is a Brazilian?"
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by buffettbride »

I'm so blonde I had to read it twice.

I was wondering how a bikini wax could be the punchline. :oops: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Hey enuf with the blonde jokes.... I am staying in a blonde house this week.... even the dog is blonde!
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Post by pbans »

buffettbride wrote:I'm so blonde I had to read it twice.

I was wondering how a bikini wax could be the punchline. :oops: :lol:
It took a few seconds for me to get it, too.......
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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:P :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by citcat »

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Will wonders ever cease, a blonde joke I LIKE!!!!
I gotta remember that one. :lol:
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Post by citcat »

SOASOAPT wrote:Hey enuf with the blonde jokes.... I am staying in a blonde house this week.... even the dog is blonde!
and blondes have a tendency to lick your fronds, ain't that right? 8) :wink:

Yours truly,
the 'Frond Blonde'
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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:o :o :o
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