Black people love us!

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » September 22, 2005 2:34 pm

Cubbie Bear wrote:He's a hard hobbit to break

I heard that was because his mom's former profession as a nun...

LIPH · Post by **LIPH** » September 22, 2005 2:38 pm

Cubbie Bear wrote:He's a hard hobbit to break

But this guy keeps jumping in the saddle and trying.

iuparrothead · Post by **iuparrothead** » September 22, 2005 4:19 pm

Is he still playing in Times Square?

LIPH · Post by **LIPH** » September 22, 2005 4:21 pm

I think so but I haven't seen him in a few months. I only walk through Times Square in the morning, it's too crowded at night when I'm walking back to Penn Station.

carolinagirl · Post by **carolinagirl** » September 22, 2005 4:25 pm

land_shark3 wrote:
Website wrote:- After saying a multisyllabic word such as "understand," Johnny will often follow it with a translation for my benefit like "Dig?" I am glad that he makes his big words accessible to me.

- Sally has a habit of showing me her running tally of the number of black people she greets everyday. I feel unique and special to be part of her statistical list.

- I like Johnny and Sally because they NEVER flaunt their wealth in front of me. In fact, they go to great lengths to keep their valuables as well as their wallets and purses as far away from me as possible. How cool is THAT???

- I love Johnny cause whenever he's looking for some weed, he knows that I'm the go-to guy. Even though I live in the burbs and spend all my time at the office, Johnny knows I keep my finger on the pulse of the drug-trafficking community.

That's my favorite part, the testimonials...
"I like how white people kiss their dogs on the mouth"

"I like how they ask me what black people think, because since I am black, I know how everyone in the black community thinks," etc.

I got this website from a hometown message board here couple years ago. I was glad to see it still exists...

sonofabeach · Post by **sonofabeach** » September 22, 2005 6:53 pm

carolinagirl wrote: In case anybody doesn't get it, it's a satire that pokes fun at white liberals and how they try and hide their racism by befriending and hanging out with black people.

Hey, that's why I married my wife

Prthd119 · Post by **Prthd119** » September 22, 2005 7:34 pm

OMG, Bonnie...I sat here laughing my A$$ off...

I know these people..!

Ilph · Post by **Ilph** » September 23, 2005 7:13 pm

I've seen that before, it's hilarious!

carolinagirl · Post by **carolinagirl** » September 23, 2005 9:20 pm

sonofabeach wrote:
carolinagirl wrote: In case anybody doesn't get it, it's a satire that pokes fun at white liberals and how they try and hide their racism by befriending and hanging out with black people.
Hey, that's why I married my wife

You're too funny! I was gonna post that in the North/South thread, that you can really say Black people love me...

carolinagirl · Post by **carolinagirl** » September 23, 2005 9:25 pm

Prthd119 wrote:OMG, Bonnie...I sat here laughing my A$$ off...

I know these people..!

Me too! My poor sweet mom is one, and I never knew it till lately...
We had a newcomers' tea last Saturday, and two young black female lawyers came. One of them I met as a neighbor of mine in the next block and invited. Anyway, she was asking me which house was mine, and I said the teal-colored one. My mom says to her, "That means green."

And this lady got her degree from Howard University Law School in D.C.

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