Boudreaux and Clarence

[SeattleParrotHead]

Boudreaux live 'cross de bayou from Clarence who he don like at all.
Dey, all de time yell across de bayou at each other.

Boudreaux would yell to Clarence, "If I had a way to cross dis bayou I'd
come over dere an pass my fis' by you jaw good, yeah!"

Dis went on for years.

Finally de state done built a bridge across dat bayou right by dere
houses and Boudreaux's wife Marie say, "Now is you chance Boudreaux.
Why don you go over dere an beat up Clarence lak you say."

Boudreaux say "ok" and start across de bridge but he see a sign on de
bridge an he stop to read it and then he go back home.

Marie say, "Why you back so soon?" and Boudreaux say "Mais Marie I
don change my mind about beat up Clarence. You know Marie dey got a
sign on dat bridge what say Clarence 13' 6".

You know, he don look near dat big when I yell at him from across de
bayou...!"

[Lightning Bolt]

oooooooooooooh

[ladyparrothead]

groan

[jonesbeach10]

I had to read it aloud for it to make sense.
Pretty Good!

[unclejohn]

[ragtopW]

groan

WLS

[Ilph]