Why Dogs don't use Computers

[SeattleParrotHead]

Top 15 Reasons that Dogs don’t use Computers
15. Can’t stick your head out of Windows XP.
14. Fetch command not available on all platforms.
13. Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to one side.
12. Too difficult to “mark” every web page you visit.
11. Can’t help attacking the screen when you hear “You’ve Got mail.”
10. Fire Hydrant icon simply frustrating.
9. Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway that you've browsing www.pethouse.com instead of working.
8. Keep bruising nose trying to catch that MPEG Frisbee.
7. Not at all fooled by Chuckwagon screensaver.
6. Still trying to come up with an emoticon that signifies tail wagging.
5. Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome.
4. Because Dogs ain’t GEEKS! Cats on the other hand . . . .
3. SIT and STAY were hard enough, GREP and AWK are out of the question!
2. Slobber-coated mouse gets mighty difficult to maneuver.
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