Taxidermist Goes South...

Prthd119 · Post by **Prthd119** » October 11, 2005 6:49 am

A taxidermist is on vacation down south. He is feeling a little thirsty and decides to have a few drinks at the nearest tavern.
Upon entering the tavern, the conversation stops and all eyes turn to him.

Feeling a little uneasy, he makes his way to the bar to order a beer. The bartender serves him and says, "Ya'll ain't from 'round here, are ya?"

Guy: "No...I am from Connecticut."

Bartender: "What is it you do up there in Connecticut?"

Guy: "Well, I am a taxidermist."

Bartender: "A taxidermist...Hey Al, you ever hear of a taxi- dermist?"

Al: "No, never heard of it."

Bartender: "So Mr. Taxidermist, what is it you do exactly?"

Guy: "Well, I mount dead animals."

Bartender: "It's OK boys--he's one of us!".

tdparrothead · Post by **tdparrothead** » October 11, 2005 10:03 pm

Jodibug · Post by **Jodibug** » October 11, 2005 10:12 pm

unclejohn · Post by **unclejohn** » October 12, 2005 9:44 am

Ilph · Post by **Ilph** » October 13, 2005 8:18 pm

Sidew13 · Post by **Sidew13** » October 13, 2005 8:52 pm

Hey, I know that guy