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RinglingRingling wrote:

rsgeist wrote:

mings wrote:

rsgeist wrote:Coming up next on Short Attention Span Theatre ...

Hey, anybody have a clue what the original topic of this thread was? (I got lost somewhere around Mt. Mitchell.)

Actually, I think we've touched on nearly everything...except that which we did not touch on.

Wait a minute ... there was touching?!

Shane was feeling left out... even tho Connalulu told him that God knows when he touches "stuff"

I was very sure I replied to this...where did it go???

How weird.....


It got lost.....


Lot of that going on around here in this thread.....

mings wrote:

rsgeist wrote:

mings wrote:

rsgeist wrote:

mings wrote:

rsgeist wrote:Coming up next on Short Attention Span Theatre ...

Hey, anybody have a clue what the original topic of this thread was? (I got lost somewhere around Mt. Mitchell.)

Actually, I think we've touched on nearly everything...except that which we did not touch on.

Wait a minute ... there was touching?!

Aw yeah. Where were you? I'm sorry you missed it.

I musta been lost on Mt Mitchell

Gotta get yourself a map next time. or better yet, bread crumbs. I hear that worked well for a couple of little german kids

Well, I tried that but then I got hungry and ate the bread crumbs. And the damn map was in German so I couldn't tell my autobahn from my streudel.

rsgeist wrote:

mings wrote:

rsgeist wrote:

mings wrote:

rsgeist wrote:

mings wrote: Actually, I think we've touched on nearly everything...except that which we did not touch on.

Wait a minute ... there was touching?!

Aw yeah. Where were you? I'm sorry you missed it.

I musta been lost on Mt Mitchell

Gotta get yourself a map next time. or better yet, bread crumbs. I hear that worked well for a couple of little german kids

Well, I tried that but then I got hungry and ate the bread crumbs. And the damn map was in German so I couldn't tell my autobahn from my streudel.

Everyone knows the autobahn is the solid line and the streudel is the yellow dotted line.

mings wrote:

rsgeist wrote:

mings wrote:

rsgeist wrote:

mings wrote:

rsgeist wrote: Wait a minute ... there was touching?!

Aw yeah. Where were you? I'm sorry you missed it.

I musta been lost on Mt Mitchell

Gotta get yourself a map next time. or better yet, bread crumbs. I hear that worked well for a couple of little german kids

Well, I tried that but then I got hungry and ate the bread crumbs. And the damn map was in German so I couldn't tell my autobahn from my streudel.

Everyone knows the autobahn is the solid line and the streudel is the yellow dotted line.

Well that explains everything. I took streudel to the corner of wienerschnitzel and glockenspiel and after that everything was just a big jumble of sauerkraut.

rsgeist wrote:

mings wrote:

rsgeist wrote:

mings wrote:

rsgeist wrote:

mings wrote: Aw yeah. Where were you? I'm sorry you missed it.

I musta been lost on Mt Mitchell

Gotta get yourself a map next time. or better yet, bread crumbs. I hear that worked well for a couple of little german kids

Well, I tried that but then I got hungry and ate the bread crumbs. And the damn map was in German so I couldn't tell my autobahn from my streudel.

Everyone knows the autobahn is the solid line and the streudel is the yellow dotted line.

Well that explains everything. I took streudel to the corner of wienerschnitzel and glockenspiel and after that everything was just a big jumble of sauerkraut.

Sounds like you got lost at Smorgasbord, which is no where anyone wants to be.

mings wrote:

rsgeist wrote:Well that explains everything. I took streudel to the corner of wienerschnitzel and glockenspiel and after that everything was just a big jumble of sauerkraut.

Sounds like you got lost at Smorgasbord, which is no where anyone wants to be.

There is nothing wrong with a good schmorgaasbord...

mings wrote:

rsgeist wrote: Well that explains everything. I took streudel to the corner of wienerschnitzel and glockenspiel and after that everything was just a big jumble of sauerkraut.

Sounds like you got lost at Smorgasbord, which is no where anyone wants to be.

I thouht the dining place of choice around here was the Buffet!

z-man wrote:

mings wrote:

rsgeist wrote: Well that explains everything. I took streudel to the corner of wienerschnitzel and glockenspiel and after that everything was just a big jumble of sauerkraut.

Sounds like you got lost at Smorgasbord, which is no where anyone wants to be.

I thouht the dining place of choice around here was the Buffet!

Ha! Buffet yes - smorgasbord no.

mings wrote:

z-man wrote:

mings wrote:

rsgeist wrote: Well that explains everything. I took streudel to the corner of wienerschnitzel and glockenspiel and after that everything was just a big jumble of sauerkraut.

Sounds like you got lost at Smorgasbord, which is no where anyone wants to be.

I thouht the dining place of choice around here was the Buffet!

Ha! Buffet yes - smorgasbord no.

fear the lutefisk...

RinglingRingling wrote:

mings wrote:
Ha! Buffet yes - smorgasbord no.

fear the lutefisk...

I fear anything I can't pronounce... unless it's some pretty French or Swedish girl's name. Then I embrace it.

mings wrote:

RinglingRingling wrote:

mings wrote:
Ha! Buffet yes - smorgasbord no.

fear the lutefisk...

I fear anything I can't pronounce... unless it's some pretty French or Swedish girl's name. Then I embrace it.

You know why God invented Swedes right?

RinglingRingling wrote:

mings wrote:

RinglingRingling wrote:

mings wrote:
Ha! Buffet yes - smorgasbord no.

fear the lutefisk...

I fear anything I can't pronounce... unless it's some pretty French or Swedish girl's name. Then I embrace it.

You know why God invented Swedes right?

Why?...

mings wrote:

RinglingRingling wrote:

mings wrote:

RinglingRingling wrote:

mings wrote:
Ha! Buffet yes - smorgasbord no.

fear the lutefisk...

I fear anything I can't pronounce... unless it's some pretty French or Swedish girl's name. Then I embrace it.

You know why God invented Swedes right?

Why?...

So that even Finns could have pets..

RinglingRingling wrote:

mings wrote:

RinglingRingling wrote:

mings wrote:
I fear anything I can't pronounce... unless it's some pretty French or Swedish girl's name. Then I embrace it.

You know why God invented Swedes right?

Why?...

So that even Finns could have pets..

RinglingRingling wrote:

mings wrote:

rsgeist wrote:Well that explains everything. I took streudel to the corner of wienerschnitzel and glockenspiel and after that everything was just a big jumble of sauerkraut.

Sounds like you got lost at Smorgasbord, which is no where anyone wants to be.

There is nothing wrong with a good schmorgaasbord...

Except for the little fat kid who comes along and sneezes into the food. Meanwhile, Old Man Winter only stops coughing to eat and even then he has trouble. Plus, only God knows how long the Mac & cheese sits out under those lights. It shouldn't be crusty. And don't get started on the "meat".

Ok. No more Old Country Buffet for me.

mings wrote:

RinglingRingling wrote:

mings wrote:

rsgeist wrote:Well that explains everything. I took streudel to the corner of wienerschnitzel and glockenspiel and after that everything was just a big jumble of sauerkraut.

Sounds like you got lost at Smorgasbord, which is no where anyone wants to be.

There is nothing wrong with a good schmorgaasbord...

Except for the little fat kid who comes along and sneezes into the food. Meanwhile, Old Man Winter only stops coughing to eat and even then he has trouble. Plus, only God knows how long the Mac & cheese sits out under those lights. It shouldn't be crusty. And don't get started on the "meat".

Ok. No more Old Country Buffet for me.

Old Towne, or Der Dutchman... better choices.

RinglingRingling wrote:

mings wrote:

RinglingRingling wrote:

mings wrote:

rsgeist wrote:Well that explains everything. I took streudel to the corner of wienerschnitzel and glockenspiel and after that everything was just a big jumble of sauerkraut.

Sounds like you got lost at Smorgasbord, which is no where anyone wants to be.

There is nothing wrong with a good schmorgaasbord...

Except for the little fat kid who comes along and sneezes into the food. Meanwhile, Old Man Winter only stops coughing to eat and even then he has trouble. Plus, only God knows how long the Mac & cheese sits out under those lights. It shouldn't be crusty. And don't get started on the "meat".

Ok. No more Old Country Buffet for me.

Old Towne, or Der Dutchman... better choices.

Never heard of 'em. I don't even do any. The last was Golden City Chinese Buffet - bad idea. BAD BAD IDEA.

mings wrote:

z-man wrote:

mings wrote:

rsgeist wrote: Well that explains everything. I took streudel to the corner of wienerschnitzel and glockenspiel and after that everything was just a big jumble of sauerkraut.

Sounds like you got lost at Smorgasbord, which is no where anyone wants to be.

I thouht the dining place of choice around here was the Buffet!

Ha! Buffet yes - smorgasbord no.

There's a good reason why "gas" is a part of smorgasbord.

Caribbean Soul wrote:

carolinagirl wrote:

LIPH wrote:Intentional infliction of emotional distress. "Yes, your honor. My father was a fashion victim and knowingly passed his affliction on to me. I am now held up to endless ridicule, both in my own community and more importantly, worldwide through the posting of photographs on the Internet. This has resulted in severe emnotional distress for me, causing me to become a recluse."

Thanks, Larry, I've never had one this quick before!

You know, an answer to my prayers...

SMILE, YOU'RE ON CANDID CAMERA!

Typos count? I think not.
(Besides that was in quotes ... maybe the poor distressed kid said it that way in Larry's mind)

In this case I think they do. Larry said he was perfect, and a typo reveals an imperfection, albeit a slight one. Never flaunt perfection. Kharma may be listening. Notice that he disappeared... He's in denial!

Sorry, I'm having a good day today, and this thread has been a lot of fun. I'll get back to my usual shy, insecure, hypersensitive, doesn't-anyone-like-me personality tomorrow. But today is a good day~~ until I leave to get my crown, that is.

RinglingRingling wrote:

Prthd119 wrote:I kind of got the feeling that Miss Eleanor could have a little smart a$$ in her , if provoked ..and enough time with the right company...

going to introduce her to Laura?

Boy, Connie, you are pretty good at detecting personalities quickly! You really pegged her... She sometimes surprises all of us kids with her comebacks...