A Humble Hello

[mings]

Tourists...

Belt and shoes, sold together or as seperates?

At least he's not wearing tube-socks pulled up to his knees.

I am amazed that he couldn't get those pants any further up under his armpits...

The bigger crime here is what this goober passes onto his son. If a few years down the line Lil' Billy starts dressing like Papa Goober, that's got to be grounds for a lawsuit. Back me up here someone.

[carolinagirl]

I can't wait to correct you back sometime soon...

That'll never happen. Haven't you already figured out that I'm perfect?

Sometime, somewhere, when you least expect it....

I like when my sig line says it all...

[mings]

Welcome back Lis. You step away for one minute and....

[RinglingRingling]

Tourists...

Belt and shoes, sold together or as seperates?

At least he's not wearing tube-socks pulled up to his knees.

I am amazed that he couldn't get those pants any further up under his armpits...

The bigger crime here is what this goober passes onto his son. If a few years down the line Lil' Billy starts dressing like Papa Goober, that's got to be grounds for a lawsuit. Back me up here someone.

Are you sure it's his son? with his shorts pulled up that tight, I am thinkin' there might be some "damage" if you know what I mean.

[carolinagirl]

Tourists...

Belt and shoes, sold together or as seperates?

At least he's not wearing tube-socks pulled up to his knees.

I am amazed that he couldn't get those pants any further up under his armpits...

The bigger crime here is what this goober passes onto his son. If a few years down the line Lil' Billy starts dressing like Papa Goober, that's got to be grounds for a lawsuit. Back me up here someone.

That's one of the best justifications for rebellion against parental authority. Something I strongly believe in, until it starts happening to me.

[mings]

Tourists...

Belt and shoes, sold together or as seperates?

At least he's not wearing tube-socks pulled up to his knees.

I am amazed that he couldn't get those pants any further up under his armpits...

The bigger crime here is what this goober passes onto his son. If a few years down the line Lil' Billy starts dressing like Papa Goober, that's got to be grounds for a lawsuit. Back me up here someone.

Are you sure it's his son? with his shorts pulled up that tight, I am thinkin' there might be some "damage" if you know what I mean.

True. Perhaps adopted son. Maybe Papa Goober's pants migrate further north every year. Too many possibilities to rule out a familial connection here.

[LIPH]

Intentional infliction of emotional distress. "Yes, your honor. My father was a fashion victim and knowingly passed his affliction on to me. I am now held up to endless ridicule, both in my own community and more importantly, worldwide through the posting of photographs on the Internet. This has resulted in severe emnotional distress for me, causing me to become a recluse."

[rsgeist]

Tourists...

Belt and shoes, sold together or as seperates?

At least he's not wearing tube-socks pulled up to his knees.

In another 20 years, he'll be wearing a white belt with seersucker pants pulled up another foot closer to his chin. And brown sandals with black socks.

[Prthd119]

Tourists...

Belt and shoes, sold together or as seperates?

At least he's not wearing tube-socks pulled up to his knees.

I am amazed that he couldn't get those pants any further up under his armpits...

The bigger crime here is what this goober passes onto his son. If a few years down the line Lil' Billy starts dressing like Papa Goober, that's got to be grounds for a lawsuit. Back me up here someone.

That's one of the best justifications for rebellion against parental authority. Something I strongly believe in, until it starts happening to me.

But Miss Eleanor is totally and completely adorable!

[buffettbride]

And brown sandals with black socks.

Sandals and socks!!!!!!!!!!! GASP!!!

[mings]

Tourists...

Belt and shoes, sold together or as seperates?

At least he's not wearing tube-socks pulled up to his knees.

I am amazed that he couldn't get those pants any further up under his armpits...

The bigger crime here is what this goober passes onto his son. If a few years down the line Lil' Billy starts dressing like Papa Goober, that's got to be grounds for a lawsuit. Back me up here someone.

That's one of the best justifications for rebellion against parental authority. Something I strongly believe it, until it starts happening to me.

It's also the best evidence for how parents can screw up more kids than video games. What girl is going for Lil' Billy if his pants start at his pits? But there are girls that'll go for a guy who plays video games.

[RinglingRingling]

Intentional infliction of emotional distress. "Yes, your honor. My father was a fashion victim and knowingly passed his affliction on to me. I am now held up to endless ridicule, both in my own community and more importantly, worldwide through the posting of photographs on the Internet. This has resulted in severe emotional distress for me, causing me to become a recluse."

nahh... he'll probably end up flaunting his fashionista-targetted deficits until Melissa Rivers proposes marriage.

[Prthd119]

CG, sorry to hear about your teeth. That sucks, but at least your letting it get to your head, princess.

I still have no idea what Puacity means. I guess I'll just have to wait until my new dictionary comes from Amazon. Right now, all I've got, is that paucity is slang for "poor city". That's a reach.

Thanks, mings... It will be a simple procedure (she says hopefully). I've already had quite a few crowns done... This is one tooth that got sensitive to the cold, so they're topping it with a crown to protect it a bit. Maybe it won't need a root canal till later down the line.

Paucity simply means lack of, related to pauper, a person who lacks nearly everything.

They say you learn something new everyday. Well, I guess I'm off duty for the rest of today. Ha! (Maybe that's what put me in this position in the first place.)

Every time I went to the dentist they gave me a toy, then they started giving me toothbrushes. Not fun - so I don't go any more.

Yeah..no fun anymore..

Now they just give you drugs.....Damn dentists...

[carolinagirl]

Intentional infliction of emotional distress. "Yes, your honor. My father was a fashion victim and knowingly passed his affliction on to me. I am now held up to endless ridicule, both in my own community and more importantly, worldwide through the posting of photographs on the Internet. This has resulted in severe emnotional distress for me, causing me to become a recluse."

Thanks, Larry, I've never had one this quick before!

You know, an answer to my prayers...

SMILE, YOU'RE ON CANDID CAMERA!

[mings]

Intentional infliction of emotional distress. "Yes, your honor. My father was a fashion victim and knowingly passed his affliction on to me. I am now held up to endless ridicule, both in my own community and more importantly, worldwide through the posting of photographs on the Internet. This has resulted in severe emnotional distress for me, causing me to become a recluse."

I knew you'd step up to the plate here. We should track this kid down and give him your advice.... and maybe your business card.

[mings]

CG, sorry to hear about your teeth. That sucks, but at least your letting it get to your head, princess.

I still have no idea what Puacity means. I guess I'll just have to wait until my new dictionary comes from Amazon. Right now, all I've got, is that paucity is slang for "poor city". That's a reach.

Thanks, mings... It will be a simple procedure (she says hopefully). I've already had quite a few crowns done... This is one tooth that got sensitive to the cold, so they're topping it with a crown to protect it a bit. Maybe it won't need a root canal till later down the line.

Paucity simply means lack of, related to pauper, a person who lacks nearly everything.

They say you learn something new everyday. Well, I guess I'm off duty for the rest of today. Ha! (Maybe that's what put me in this position in the first place.)

Every time I went to the dentist they gave me a toy, then they started giving me toothbrushes. Not fun - so I don't go any more.

Yeah..no fun anymore..

Now they just give you drugs.....Damn dentists...

Drugs can be fun....

[ToplessRideFL]

Who tucks in a polo shirt when they're wearing shorts? When I'm wearing shorts the only thing inside them is my wears and my package.

Is your package marked special handling? Or parcel post??

First Class, of course.

Oh thats right...you are a fancy schmancy NY attorney the whimminz luv!!

[carolinagirl]

Belt and shoes, sold together or as seperates?

At least he's not wearing tube-socks pulled up to his knees.

I am amazed that he couldn't get those pants any further up under his armpits...

The bigger crime here is what this goober passes onto his son. If a few years down the line Lil' Billy starts dressing like Papa Goober, that's got to be grounds for a lawsuit. Back me up here someone.

That's one of the best justifications for rebellion against parental authority. Something I strongly believe in, until it starts happening to me.

But Miss Eleanor is totally and completely adorable!

I was afraid you were going to see that post.

She is, isn't she? That's what I rebelled against... adorableness.
I aspire on occasion to be a smarta.., but I just can't bring that kind of shame to my mom. I gotta go see her... She's at the coffee shop visiting my friends without me, 'cause I'm having fun with friends on here.

[Prthd119]

I kind of got the feeling that Miss Eleanor could have a little smart a$$ in her , if provoked ..and enough time with the right company...

[land_shark3]

Tourists...

Belt and shoes, sold together or as seperates?

At least he's not wearing tube-socks pulled up to his knees.

You do have to give him credit, he does know how to accessorize...notice how nicely his watch and sunglasses match his shoes? Bravo tourist, bravo...

I actually love the combination of both sunglasses and glasses hanging from his neck.