Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant:

[ragtopW]

17. "I finished the Oreos."


16. "Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs 40
pounds."


15. "Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Lee
had a baby..!!"


14. "I sure hope your thighs aren't gonna stay that flabby
forever!"


13. "Well, couldn't they induce labor ? The 25th is the Super
Bowl."


12. "Darned if you ain't about five pounds away from a surprise
visit from that Richard Simmons fella."


11. "Fred at the office passed a stone the size of a pea. Boy,
that's gotta hurt."


10. "Whoa! For a minute there, I thought I woke up next to
Willard Scott!"


9. "I'm jealous! Why can't men experience the joy of
childbirth?"


8. "Are your ankles supposed to look like that?"


7. "Get your *own* ice cream."


6. "Geez, you're awfully puffy looking today."


5. "Got milk ?"


4. "Maybe we should name the baby after my secretary, Tawney."


3. "Man! That rose tattoo on your hip is the size of
Madagascar!"


2. "Retaining water ? Yeah, like the Hoover d*m retains
water..."

And the Number 1 Fatal Thing To Say If Your Wife Is Pregnant:


1. "You don't have the guts to pull that trigger..."

[Ilph]

[buffettbride]

13. "Well, couldn't they induce labor ? The 25th is the Super
Bowl."

Haha! That's funny considering my son was due the week of the Super Bowl!!

[pbans]

Or the one my husband said....

"I'm going to buy a new four wheeler. You get to have a baby and I should get something for me...."

He survived......but only because my girth hampered my usualy dead aim.

[RinglingRingling]

[sonofabeach]

Or the one my husband said....

"I'm going to buy a new four wheeler. You get to have a baby and I should get something for me...."

He survived......but only because my girth hampered my usualy dead aim.

That's funny!
my wife started talking about a baby a while back and my repsonse was "only if I can get a boat"

[Sidew13]

[pbans]

Or the one my husband said....

"I'm going to buy a new four wheeler. You get to have a baby and I should get something for me...."

He survived......but only because my girth hampered my usualy dead aim.

That's funny!
my wife started talking about a baby a while back and my repsonse was "only if I can get a boat"

Well....he got the four wheeler....

[Jason Mason]

[redwinemaker]

I'll make a note ...