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SeattleParrotHead
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Fortune Teller . . .

Post by SeattleParrotHead »

Jennifer visited a psychic of some local repute.

In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic
delivered grave news:

"There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt - prepare
yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible
death this year."

Visibly shaken, Jennifer stared at the woman's lined face, then at the
single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep
breaths to compose herself.

She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her
voice, and asked: "Will I be acquitted?"
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I know the voices in my head aren't real, but sometimes they have really good ideas....
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Post by unclejohn »

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Ilph »

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by BadHabitsAcctnt »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by ragtopW »

:D :D :D :)
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