Ah, That's The Problem...

SeattleParrotHead · Post by **SeattleParrotHead** » October 24, 2005 1:28 pm

Two cannibals were walking through the jungle talking when the first
mentioned to the second that he had a belly ache.

The second cannibal asked, "Well, did you eat anything out of the
ordinary lately?"

"No," replied the first, "All I've eaten recently was a missionary."

"Hmm," said the second, "And how did you cook him?"

"I boiled him as usual," replied the first.

The second asked, "Was he tall, thin and wearing a black robe with
a white collar?"

"No" replied the first, "He was short, fat, balding, and wore a
brown robe."

"Ah ha!" exclaimed the second, "There's your problem, ... you shouldn't
have boiled him. That was a Friar!"

unclejohn · Post by **unclejohn** » October 24, 2005 6:37 pm

Sidew13 · Post by **Sidew13** » October 24, 2005 6:59 pm

tdparrothead · Post by **tdparrothead** » October 24, 2005 8:58 pm

jonesbeach10 · Post by **jonesbeach10** » October 24, 2005 9:48 pm

grooooooan

Ilph · Post by **Ilph** » October 29, 2005 1:25 pm

BadHabitsAcctnt · Post by **BadHabitsAcctnt** » October 29, 2005 10:18 pm

I give that about a 4 on a 10 scale.

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » October 29, 2005 10:49 pm

jonesbeach10 wrote: grooooooan

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