Paris Hilton screwing!

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Paris Hilton screwing!

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Re: Paris Hilton screwing!

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She may break a nail!

Is this the intro to her "video" or her audition video for A Simple Life.
"Oh all the money that e'er I spent, I spent it in good company.
And all the harm that I ever did, Alas it was to none but me.
And since it falls, unto my lot, that I should rise and you should not
I'll gently rise and I'll softly call, 'Goodnight and Joy be with you all.'"
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More interesting is she is screwing by herself.
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She's such a useless human being.
what I really mean . . . I wish you were here
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LIPH wrote:She's such a useless human being.
How can you say that? Look...she's fixing something! :roll:
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CaptainP wrote:
LIPH wrote:She's such a useless human being.
How can you say that? Look...she's fixing something! :roll:
or breaking it or just pleasuring it
"Oh all the money that e'er I spent, I spent it in good company.
And all the harm that I ever did, Alas it was to none but me.
And since it falls, unto my lot, that I should rise and you should not
I'll gently rise and I'll softly call, 'Goodnight and Joy be with you all.'"
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I don't care who you are, that's hot! :P :P :P
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nycparrothead wrote:I don't care who you are, that's hot! :P :P :P
because it's Paris, or because it's a woman using a tool?
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RinglingRingling wrote:
nycparrothead wrote:I don't care who you are, that's hot! :P :P :P
because it's Paris, or because it's a woman using a tool?
Yes :P
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RinglingRingling wrote:
nycparrothead wrote:I don't care who you are, that's hot! :P :P :P
because it's Paris, or because it's a woman using a tool?
What kind of tool?
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CaptainP wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:
nycparrothead wrote:I don't care who you are, that's hot! :P :P :P
because it's Paris, or because it's a woman using a tool?
What kind of tool?
looks to be a 6" standard slotted screwdriver
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RinglingRingling wrote:
CaptainP wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:
nycparrothead wrote:I don't care who you are, that's hot! :P :P :P
because it's Paris, or because it's a woman using a tool?
What kind of tool?
looks to be a 6" standard slotted screwdriver
Wow. Paris screwing with something only 6"? Didn't think she'd accept anything that small....
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CaptainP wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:
CaptainP wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:
nycparrothead wrote:I don't care who you are, that's hot! :P :P :P
because it's Paris, or because it's a woman using a tool?
What kind of tool?
looks to be a 6" standard slotted screwdriver
Wow. Paris screwing with something only 6"? Didn't think she'd accept anything that small....
by now, it's a matter of cross-section rather than length.
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