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Posted: November 4, 2005 2:25 pm
by phtnt
rednekkPH wrote:phtnt wrote:so, anyway, does anyone participate in an adopt a highway program?
I adopted 2...but they ran away.
KRAMER: Well, I'm a poppa.
JERRY: Bring it on. Nothing's throwing me at this point.
KRAMER: (handing Jerry a cigar) Well, as of today I am a proud parent of a
one-mile stretch of the Arthur Berkhardt Expressway.
JERRY: Oh, that adopt-a-highway thing.
KRAMER: Yeah, I'm part of the solution now Jerry. Yeah, I went down there and I
checked it out this morning. Here, take a look. Mile one-fourteen.
Posted: November 4, 2005 2:27 pm
by phtnt
He gets his wallet from his back pocket and shows Jerry a Polaroid snapshot in
it.
JERRY: Aw, looks just like you.
KRAMER: Aw, I'm beaming Jerry.
JERRY: So what d'you have to do? Pay to keep it clean?
KRAMER: They try to push you into using their cleaning crew, with all their
so-called maintenance equipment.
JERRY: That old scam.
KRAMER: Yeah, well that's why I'm doing it all myself. This parenting isn't
about delegating responsibility, it's about being there.
JERRY: At the side of the road, with a pile of garbage.
KRAMER: Quality time.
Posted: November 4, 2005 2:28 pm
by thegoatgod
Posted: November 4, 2005 2:28 pm
by Tiki Bar
I actually attempted to adopt a stretch on Washington, and a stretch on Rollins last month, but got REJECTED on both attempts. The rug was pulled right out from under me!
Posted: November 4, 2005 2:29 pm
by rednekkPH
Tiki Bar wrote:I actually attempted to adopt a stretch on Washington, and a stretch on Rollins last month, but got REJECTED on both attempts. The rug was pulled right out from under me!
How can you not be good enough to pick up trash?
Posted: November 4, 2005 2:30 pm
by phtnt
Posted: November 4, 2005 2:41 pm
by phtnt
Posted: November 4, 2005 2:57 pm
by Tiki Bar
rednekkPH wrote:Tiki Bar wrote:I actually attempted to adopt a stretch on Washington, and a stretch on Rollins last month, but got REJECTED on both attempts. The rug was pulled right out from under me!
How can you not be good enough to pick up trash?
Sad isn't it?
The one we thought we had, supposably someone who used to have it renewed after she told me we could have it. Easier to do their renewal than our new one.
The other one was a brand new stretch of highway, and I called the day it opened, and supposably someone else already claimed it.
There weren't anymore left available in our village, and we didn't feel like picking up some neighboring community's trash!
Posted: November 4, 2005 3:06 pm
by rsgeist
phjrsaunt wrote:Give a hoot! Don't polute! I totally remember Woodsy Owl!
(But that does NOT mean I'm OLD!
)
Actually, it does (because I do and I AM!)
Posted: November 4, 2005 3:09 pm
by iuparrothead
rednekkPH wrote:buffettbride wrote:iuparrothead wrote:
MAL!!!!!!!!!!!
ANN!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow, for a couple of blondes, your recognition skills are astounding.
Yet our individual intelligence is still remarkably superior to yours....
Posted: November 4, 2005 3:18 pm
by phtnt
Posted: November 4, 2005 3:27 pm
by iuparrothead
GO STEELERS!
Posted: November 4, 2005 3:57 pm
by mings
iuparrothead wrote:GO STEELERS!
Think Batch has it to win this weekend?
Posted: November 4, 2005 4:04 pm
by phtnt
mings wrote:iuparrothead wrote:GO STEELERS!
Think Batch has it to win this weekend?
yep
Posted: November 4, 2005 4:28 pm
by mings
phtnt wrote:mings wrote:iuparrothead wrote:GO STEELERS!
Think Batch has it to win this weekend?
yep
I hope so. Thank God Maddox is not going in.
Posted: November 4, 2005 4:42 pm
by jonesbeach10
Doesn't Jimmy producing a movie called
?
