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Posted: November 11, 2005 11:10 am
by LIPH
mings wrote:RinglingRingling wrote:LIPH wrote:I just hope Penthouse has a good makeup staff because the dark haired one is a beast.
are you saying that if she approached you in a bar for libidinous purposes, you'd say "No, I'd rather have botulism than "dance" with you"?

DICTIONARY!
Her:
Wanna knock boots?
Me:
I'd rather stick it in a blender.
Posted: November 11, 2005 11:12 am
by mings
LIPH wrote:mings wrote:RinglingRingling wrote:LIPH wrote:I just hope Penthouse has a good makeup staff because the dark haired one is a beast.
are you saying that if she approached you in a bar for libidinous purposes, you'd say "No, I'd rather have botulism than "dance" with you"?

DICTIONARY!
Her:
Wanna knock boots?
Me:
I'd rather stick it in a blender.
That would be very silly. I don't like your dictionary. It scares me with the truth.
Posted: November 11, 2005 11:12 am
by rsgeist
LIPH wrote:mings wrote:RinglingRingling wrote:LIPH wrote:I just hope Penthouse has a good makeup staff because the dark haired one is a beast.
are you saying that if she approached you in a bar for libidinous purposes, you'd say "No, I'd rather have botulism than "dance" with you"?

DICTIONARY!
Her:
Wanna knock boots?
Me:
I'd rather stick it in a blender.

Posted: November 11, 2005 11:13 am
by RinglingRingling
LIPH wrote:mings wrote:RinglingRingling wrote:LIPH wrote:I just hope Penthouse has a good makeup staff because the dark haired one is a beast.
are you saying that if she approached you in a bar for libidinous purposes, you'd say "No, I'd rather have botulism than "dance" with you"?

DICTIONARY!
Her:
Wanna knock boots?
Me:
I'd rather stick it in a blender.
but if she brought her friend?

Posted: November 11, 2005 11:16 am
by PARROT HEAD MIKE
Posted: November 11, 2005 11:19 am
by bumper
RinglingRingling wrote:LIPH wrote:mings wrote:RinglingRingling wrote:LIPH wrote:I just hope Penthouse has a good makeup staff because the dark haired one is a beast.
are you saying that if she approached you in a bar for libidinous purposes, you'd say "No, I'd rather have botulism than "dance" with you"?

DICTIONARY!
Her:
Wanna knock boots?
Me:
I'd rather stick it in a blender.
but if she brought her friend?

one more shot of tequila please, I'm takin one for the gipper
Posted: November 11, 2005 11:22 am
by RinglingRingling
bumper wrote:RinglingRingling wrote:LIPH wrote:mings wrote:RinglingRingling wrote:LIPH wrote:I just hope Penthouse has a good makeup staff because the dark haired one is a beast.
are you saying that if she approached you in a bar for libidinous purposes, you'd say "No, I'd rather have botulism than "dance" with you"?

DICTIONARY!
Her:
Wanna knock boots?
Me:
I'd rather stick it in a blender.
but if she brought her friend?

one more shot of tequila please, I'm takin one for the gipper
To quote 10cc... "The Things We Do For Love".

Posted: November 11, 2005 11:27 am
by Cubbie Bear
PARROT HEAD MIKE wrote:Hot Wet Bitches...

She cleans up pretty good. Can't base anything on a mug shot. I mean look at Wynonna's. On second thought don't look, you'll hurl
Posted: November 11, 2005 11:28 am
by Cubbie Bear
RinglingRingling wrote:bumper wrote:RinglingRingling wrote:LIPH wrote:mings wrote:RinglingRingling wrote:
are you saying that if she approached you in a bar for libidinous purposes, you'd say "No, I'd rather have botulism than "dance" with you"?

DICTIONARY!
Her:
Wanna knock boots?
Me:
I'd rather stick it in a blender.
but if she brought her friend?

one more shot of tequila please, I'm takin one for the gipper
To quote 10cc... "Life is a Minestrone".

Posted: November 11, 2005 11:29 am
by RinglingRingling
Cubbie Bear wrote:PARROT HEAD MIKE wrote:Hot Wet Bitches...

She cleans up pretty good. Can't base anything on a mug shot. I mean look at Wynonna's. On second thought don't look, you'll hurl
Wynonna doesn't clean up all that good...
Posted: November 11, 2005 11:29 am
by CaptainP
Anyone know who's mugshot this is?

Posted: November 11, 2005 11:30 am
by CaptainP
RinglingRingling wrote:Cubbie Bear wrote:PARROT HEAD MIKE wrote:Hot Wet Bitches...

She cleans up pretty good. Can't base anything on a mug shot. I mean look at Wynonna's. On second thought don't look, you'll hurl
Wynonna doesn't clean up all that good...
Here's hers:

Posted: November 11, 2005 11:31 am
by Cubbie Bear
CaptainP wrote:Anyone know who's mugshot this is?

Mom?
Posted: November 11, 2005 11:32 am
by CaptainP
Cubbie Bear wrote:CaptainP wrote:Anyone know who's mugshot this is?

Mom?
I doubt it....any other guesses?
Posted: November 11, 2005 11:32 am
by mings
Cubbie Bear wrote:CaptainP wrote:Anyone know who's mugshot this is?

Mom?
yasmeen bleeth?
Posted: November 11, 2005 11:33 am
by bumper
CaptainP wrote:Cubbie Bear wrote:CaptainP wrote:Anyone know who's mugshot this is?

Mom?
I doubt it....any other guesses?
bay watch...cannot remember her name
Posted: November 11, 2005 11:34 am
by CaptainP
mings wrote:
yasmeen bleeth?
Correct!!!!!!!!!

Posted: November 11, 2005 11:48 am
by RinglingRingling
CaptainP wrote:mings wrote:
yasmeen bleeth?
Correct!!!!!!!!!

when they told her to hit the pipe, they were talking about surf and she didn't get it...
Posted: November 11, 2005 5:17 pm
by Ilph
Yeah, I'd let them lock me in a bathroom stall with them.

Posted: November 11, 2005 5:18 pm
by Ilph
CaptainP wrote:mings wrote:
yasmeen bleeth?
Correct!!!!!!!!!

HOLY s***!!!!
