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Ilph wrote:

PARROT HEAD MIKE wrote:Hot Wet Bitches...

Yeah, I'd let them lock me in a bathroom stall with them.

Evidently Larry has very high standards.

She's still ugly. Look at that nose, it looks like she walked into a door frame.

LIPH wrote:She's still ugly. Look at that nose, it looks like she walked into a door frame.

So, for $2500, they rebreak it, set it properly, and she would be less beastly?

LIPH wrote:She's still ugly. Look at that nose, it looks like she walked into a door frame.

Light switches can do wonders, my friend.

LIPH wrote:She's still ugly. Look at that nose, it looks like she walked into a door frame.

Nose??
I haven't made it up to the nose yet...

Lightning Bolt wrote:

LIPH wrote:She's still ugly. Look at that nose, it looks like she walked into a door frame.

Nose??
I haven't made it up to the nose yet...

Larry's never heard the phrase, "MY EYES ARE UP HERE!!!"

RinglingRingling wrote:

Lightning Bolt wrote:

LIPH wrote:She's still ugly. Look at that nose, it looks like she walked into a door frame.

Nose??
I haven't made it up to the nose yet...

Larry's never heard the phrase, "MY EYES ARE UP HERE!!!"

I thought that's how all women say hello.

RinglingRingling wrote:

Ilph wrote:

PARROT HEAD MIKE wrote:Hot Wet Bitches...

Yeah, I'd let them lock me in a bathroom stall with them.

Evidently Larry has very high standards.

Why does the Brent Burns Song " I'm Going Ugly Early Tonight"
keep running through my mind????

Ilph wrote:

RinglingRingling wrote:

Lightning Bolt wrote:

LIPH wrote:She's still ugly. Look at that nose, it looks like she walked into a door frame.

Nose??
I haven't made it up to the nose yet...

Larry's never heard the phrase, "MY EYES ARE UP HERE!!!"

I thought that's how all women say hello.

not to me...

ragtopW wrote:

RinglingRingling wrote:

Ilph wrote:

PARROT HEAD MIKE wrote:Hot Wet Bitches...

Yeah, I'd let them lock me in a bathroom stall with them.

Evidently Larry has very high standards.

Why does the Brent Burns Song " I'm Going Ugly Early Tonight"
keep running through my mind????

I'm not sure, but I am sure that the young lady falls somewhere between Larry's "dawwwwg ugly" assessment from the mugshot; and "not bad" of the airbrushed/retouched publicity photo.

RinglingRingling wrote: I'm not sure, but I am sure that the young lady falls somewhere between Larry's "dawwwwg ugly" assessment from the mugshot; and "not bad" of the airbrushed/retouched publicity photo.

I'm pretty sure none of us here rates high enough on the attractiveness scale to reject any woman on "aesthetic grounds".

Besides, by the time I got to her face, the launch sequence would already have been activated!

Sorry guys you have to listen to the song to get my Joke..

Hey, if a woman doesn't meet your standards just lower your standards.

Crazy Navy Flyer wrote:Hey, if a woman doesn't meet your standards just lower your standards.

amen!

ragtopW wrote:Sorry guys you have to listen to the song to get my Joke..

I got it.

Ilph wrote:

Crazy Navy Flyer wrote:Hey, if a woman doesn't meet your standards just lower your standards.

amen!

Is it possible to lower your standards below "breathing and willing"?

rsgeist wrote:

Ilph wrote:

Crazy Navy Flyer wrote:Hey, if a woman doesn't meet your standards just lower your standards.

amen!

Is it possible to lower your standards below "breathing and willing"?

That's probably about the bottom of the list but what the hey, depends on how long it's been.

CaptainP wrote:

Look how far Mindy has slipped...

Lightning Bolt wrote:Look how far Mindy has slipped...

Monitor squeegie, please...