The perfect Husband

dawgfan · Post by **dawgfan** » November 17, 2005 4:43 pm

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.

A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands
free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in
the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful
leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, ..go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw
the new 2006 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$60,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the
options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .... The house we
wanted lastyear is back on the market. They're asking
$950,000"

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just
offer 900,000."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"

MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

The other men are looking at him in astonishment.

Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

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