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Hmmm. A few ideas come to mind:

-Chicken Soup for a Nun's Soul.
-A crucifix (you can never have too many) (somehow I feel the gateway to hell opening up right now)
-edible underwear (still in my mind from Curb this week)
-A bottle of Johnny Walker
-a card saying that Victoria will pray for Sister Mary whatshername, for the rest of her life.
-buy her a star
-...

How about "nun of the above"

The_Polly_Roger wrote:How about "nun of the above"

LIPH wrote:

buffettbride wrote:Any ideas on a good book for a nun

batteries

You are a sick and twisted individual

Cubbie Bear wrote:

LIPH wrote:

buffettbride wrote:Any ideas on a good book for a nun

batteries

You are a sick and twisted individual

I thought that was a requirement of being on BN.

there are some very beautifully illustrated "coffe table" bibles available. something she could share with the whole convent.

buffettbride wrote:

CaptainP wrote:Get her a thong.

I'm assuming you don't mean "flip flops".

And besides, thongs are the work of the Devil.

He does good work on some things.. Must be the "Idle hands are the Devil's Playground"

Cubbie Bear wrote:

LIPH wrote:

buffettbride wrote:Any ideas on a good book for a nun

batteries

You are a sick and twisted individual

It would have worked better if I edited Mal's post and changed it to "good gift" instead of "good book".

LIPH wrote: It would have worked better if I edited Mal's post and changed it to "good gift" instead of "good book".

We're used to looking past your shortcomings.

You don't know how grateful I am that women do that.

My mom is a catholic school teacher and I asked her what the nuns that teach at the school like, I got a couple of answers,

-nice pillow (I guess like a lounging pillow)
-cookies, or a nice food basket with goodies they can share
-gift certificate to wal mart or target (because they like to shop)

Hope that helps

sy wrote:My mom is a catholic school teacher and I asked her what the nuns that teach at the school like, I got a couple of answers,

-nice pillow (I guess like a lounging pillow)
-cookies, or a nice food basket with goodies they can share
-gift certificate to wal mart or target (because they like to shop)

Hope that helps

Thanks Jen! Those are all awesome ideas!

sy wrote:My mom is a catholic school teacher and I asked her what the nuns that teach at the school like, I got a couple of answers,

-nice pillow (I guess like a lounging pillow)
-cookies, or a nice food basket with goodies they can share
-gift certificate to wal mart or target (because they like to shop)

Hope that helps

No gift cert to the "Happy Nunnery"?

RinglingRingling wrote:

sy wrote:My mom is a catholic school teacher and I asked her what the nuns that teach at the school like, I got a couple of answers,

-nice pillow (I guess like a lounging pillow)
-cookies, or a nice food basket with goodies they can share
-gift certificate to wal mart or target (because they like to shop)

Hope that helps

No gift cert to the "Happy Nunnery"?

Well there are two at her school that prefer gifts from the 'happy Winery'

A Picture of Father Guido Sarduchie

http://www.graphittidesigns.com/shop/cu ... 62165&cat=

How about a copy of the Book Of Mormon????

what about a gift certificate to somewhere she could splurge at. I would guess nuns don't have alot of disposable income and can't just go get some nice clothes or a haircut, etc. Plus like you said they get tons of smelly candles, candy, little figurines, mugs, etc.

How about a BMW??? I'd be glad to help. Nothing sexier than a nun in a ragtop!!!
I know, I know, I'm going straight to hell.

NYCPORT wrote:How about a BMW??? I'd be glad to help. Nothing sexier than a nun in a ragtop!!!
I know, I know, I'm going straight to hell.

Topless Sister Margarethe?