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[ragtopW]

Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and what they actually
mean...)


10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred
banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.")


9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You are one
jurassic geezer.)


8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest
dork I've ever laid eyes upon.)
7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you
spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from
all the other guys I'm seeing.)


6. I've got a boyfriend (who's really my male cat and a half
gallon of Ben and Jerry's).


5. I don't date men where I work. (Hey, bud, I wouldn't even
date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the
same building.)


4. It's not you, it's me. (It's not me, it's you.)


3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring
and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)
2. I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.)

...and the number 1 rejection line given by women (and what it
actually means)
1. Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell
you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and
have sex with. It's that male perspective thing)
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In response... The male perspective on the same issue ...

Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men (and what they actually
mean...)
10. I think of you as a sister. (You're ugly.)


9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You're ugly.)


8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You're ugly.)
7. My life is too complicated right now. (You're ugly.)


6. I've got a girlfriend. (You're ugly.)


5. I don't date women where I work. (You're ugly.)


4. It's not you, it's me. (You're ugly.)


3. I'm concentrating on my career. (You're ugly.)


2. I'm celibate. (You're ugly.)

...and the number 1 rejection line given by men (and what it
actually means)


1. Let's be friends. (You're sinfully ugly.)

[PartofthePhlock]

I've heard a few of those before.

[tdparrothead]

[unclejohn]