three old ladies..

[ragtopW]

Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting
older. One said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of
mayonnaise in my hand in front of the refrigerator and can't
remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a
sandwich."

The second lady chimed in, "Yes, sometimes I find myself on the
landing of the stairs and can't remember whether I was on my
way up or on my way down."

The third one responded," Well, I'm glad I don't have that
problem, knock on wood," as she rapped her knuckles on the
table, then told them...

"That must be the door, I'll get it!"

[tdparrothead]

[unclejohn]

[Jason Mason]