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mings wrote:

rsgeist wrote:

Prthd119 wrote:I told them I was a Jehovah's Witness.


and said it with a straight face. Really.



It was great!

So that would put you in the Jehovah's Witness Protection Program.

just imagine that for a second.

rsgeist wrote:

Prthd119 wrote:I told them I was a Jehovah's Witness.


and said it with a straight face. Really.



It was great!

So that would put you in the Jehovah's Witness Protection Program.

Does that mean I don't have to go door to door handing out "Watchtower's"




I'm so confused........mings? is this how you feel a good bit of the time??

Prthd119 wrote:

rsgeist wrote:

Prthd119 wrote:I told them I was a Jehovah's Witness.


and said it with a straight face. Really.



It was great!

So that would put you in the Jehovah's Witness Protection Program.

Does that mean I don't have to go door to door handing out "Watchtower's"




I'm so confused........mings? is this how you feel a good bit of the time??

Yes, but I don't call it confused because that gets demoralizing. I often look at what people post and if it doesn't make sense I reply only to make less sense. I'm quite good at that. Watch.

Cubbie Bear wrote:

Jodibug wrote:Do you enjoy them? I used to when I worked for a large corporation where it was a night on the town, you dressed up, rented a limo and did it up right.

Now I work for a small company where everyone is allowed an opinion on the party and no one can come to terms with location, food, etc. So, it is now one week away from the date of the party and guess who has to plan it?!

John Bocabella?

Is he the grandfather of Bocce Ball?

I work for a big University, but we have a small department. We just do lunch. I like the people I work with, so it's fine-- nothing exciting though.

mings wrote:

Cubbie Bear wrote:

Jodibug wrote:Do you enjoy them? I used to when I worked for a large corporation where it was a night on the town, you dressed up, rented a limo and did it up right.

Now I work for a small company where everyone is allowed an opinion on the party and no one can come to terms with location, food, etc. So, it is now one week away from the date of the party and guess who has to plan it?!

John Bocabella?

Is he the grandfather of Bocce Ball?

No, that would have been "Papa" John Bocabella ..... no wait, that was the pizza guy .... or was it the guy that sang with Mama Cass .... oh crap, now I'm confused, too .....

rsgeist wrote:

mings wrote:

Cubbie Bear wrote:

Jodibug wrote:Do you enjoy them? I used to when I worked for a large corporation where it was a night on the town, you dressed up, rented a limo and did it up right.

Now I work for a small company where everyone is allowed an opinion on the party and no one can come to terms with location, food, etc. So, it is now one week away from the date of the party and guess who has to plan it?!

John Bocabella?

Is he the grandfather of Bocce Ball?

No, that would have been "Papa" John Bocabella ..... no wait, that was the pizza guy .... or was it the guy that sang with Mama Cass .... oh crap, now I'm confused, too .....

Mama Cass - Is she the mother of Lil Cass?

rsgeist wrote:

mings wrote:

Cubbie Bear wrote:

Jodibug wrote:Do you enjoy them? I used to when I worked for a large corporation where it was a night on the town, you dressed up, rented a limo and did it up right.

Now I work for a small company where everyone is allowed an opinion on the party and no one can come to terms with location, food, etc. So, it is now one week away from the date of the party and guess who has to plan it?!

John Bocabella?

Is he the grandfather of Bocce Ball?

No, that would have been "Papa" John Bocabella ..... no wait, that was the pizza guy .... or was it the guy that sang with Mama Cass .... oh crap, now I'm confused, too .....

Mama Cass - Is she the mother of Lil Cass?

rsgeist wrote:

mings wrote:

Cubbie Bear wrote:

Jodibug wrote:Do you enjoy them? I used to when I worked for a large corporation where it was a night on the town, you dressed up, rented a limo and did it up right.

Now I work for a small company where everyone is allowed an opinion on the party and no one can come to terms with location, food, etc. So, it is now one week away from the date of the party and guess who has to plan it?!

John Bocabella?

Is he the grandfather of Bocce Ball?

No, that would have been "Papa" John Bocabella ..... no wait, that was the pizza guy .... or was it the guy that sang with Mama Cass .... oh crap, now I'm confused, too .....

my work here is done....

AND I don't have to go to the Stupid Christmas Party...


We don't celebrate Christmas or birthdays....we don't vote..

It's great to be a Witness!

Free food, booze & bowling!!!

Hell yes, I love my holiday work party!

Next Friday at 3pm... can't wait!

iuparrothead wrote:Free food, booze & bowling!!!

Hell yes, I love my holiday work party!

Next Friday at 3pm... can't wait!

Can I go to yours instead?

I really like going to our Xmas party. 4 hours of top shelf booze good food, and unlike most of what I've read here I like most of the people I work with. This year they are having it on Sunday afternoon so you can bring your kids and Santa will be there!!!
I'll still be drunk and outside with the boys smoking, ummmm, well you know.

Our "big" party next friday night is costing us 65.00 each - but includes food, entertainment and all you can drink .... thats a heck of a lot of water for me to drink

$30 for hors d'oeuvres.... no thanks.....

creeky wrote:Our "big" party next friday night is costing us 65.00 each - but includes food, entertainment and all you can drink .... thats a heck of a lot of water for me to drink

65$ AU is still a lot of money. Don't go. Make the taxpayers pay for it.

NYCPORT wrote:I'll still be drunk and outside with the boys smoking, ummmm, well you know.

mistletoe?

Jodibug wrote:

iuparrothead wrote:Free food, booze & bowling!!!

Hell yes, I love my holiday work party!

Next Friday at 3pm... can't wait!

Can I go to yours instead?

only if you order the smashed potatoes

iuparrothead wrote:Free food, booze & bowling!!!

Hell yes, I love my holiday work party!

Next Friday at 3pm... can't wait!

I'm crashing it. hit me up with an address and I'm taking a plane out .

I show up at ours every year, then, about 10 minutes after I get there I say something's come up, grab a couple 12 packs of Corona, say my goodbyes very quickly, then get the hell out of there.
I'd rather be mugged & beaten than party with a bunch of phoney-baloney 50-something losers with a lousy comb-over trying to pick up the 20-something skanks who'd starve to death if they ever had to get a real job.
Merry Christmas, my aching a$$!
Those jerk-offs no more give a damn if I have a Merry Christmas than the man on the moon.