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Drink to the girls and drink to their mothers,
Drink to their fathers and drink to their brothers;
Toast their dear healths as long as you are able,
And dream of their charms while you're under the table!"

read my signature line...

It depends upon the occasion, but when I make a toast, I keep it simple and I speak from my heart.

z-man wrote:May you never lie, steal, cheat or drink.

But if you must lie, lie in each other's arms.
If you must steal, steal kisses.
If you must cheat, cheat death.
And if you must drink, drink with us, your friends.

OMG!! That is the best one I've ever heard!

tequilatom wrote:May we kiss whom we please,
And please whom we kiss."

That's a very good one too!

mings wrote:read my signature line...

Hey ... read mine!

Here's a good one.... "Cheers!"

buffettbride wrote:Here's a good one.... "Cheers!"

Isn't that the name of a bar???

My mother was partial to this one:

May those who love us love us.
And those that don’t love us,
May God turn their hearts.

And if He doesn’t turn their hearts,
May he turn their ankles,
So we’ll know them by their limping.

Prthd119 wrote:My mother was partial to this one:

May those who love us love us.
And those that don’t love us,
May God turn their hearts.

And if He doesn’t turn their hearts,
May he turn their ankles,
So we’ll know them by their limping.

That would explain why so many of the people I know limp. B*st*rds!

rsgeist wrote:

Prthd119 wrote:My mother was partial to this one:

May those who love us love us.
And those that don’t love us,
May God turn their hearts.

And if He doesn’t turn their hearts,
May he turn their ankles,
So we’ll know them by their limping.

That would explain why so many of the people I know limp. B*st*rds!

Crippled B*st*rds!

mornin' Rs...

May you live as long as you want, but never want as long as you live.

The toast said at my wedding!

Ode to My Woman

When a man meets the woman he loves, everything changes. His heart races, his head spins, and suddenly all the dozens and dozens of women he's sleeping with no longer matter. A few years ago, I found the woman I love, and I've put some of my feelings into this little ode.

Every man needs a woman, and I need you --
to lift me when I am sad,
to comfort me when I am down,
to clean me when I am drunk,
to walk beside me when I want to look like I'm not gay,
to walk in front of me when I need someone to act as a human windbreak,
to kiss me when I am horny,
to massage me when I am tense and/or horny,
to make me horny when I am not horny, and then to watch me fall asleep.

I need you darling to clean between my toes when they are not cleaned to my satisfaction,
to pick the nits out of my hair when I have head lice,
to try milk for me when I am not sure of the expiration date,
to be there when I need you to be there, and to be out of town the rest of the time.

My darling, although it may seem sentimental, I want to take this moment to tell you I love you -- because I don't want to lose half my stuff. And even though you are far away across the ocean, I always have this [pointing to ring finger where there is no wedding ring] to remind me --[realizes the ring is not there] sorry [and hides hand].

Goodnight, my love.

That's beautiful Tiki Bar!!

Side note: at Penn between the third and fourth quarters of every football game all of the students in the stadium throw toast onto the field and sing the school song. Weird. They even have a little toast zamboni to vacuum up the toast.

Some of Jimmy's words could be a toast...

"Lust for the future, but treasure the past."