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buffettbride
Last Man Standing
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by buffettbride December 8, 2005 1:10 pm
Try to keep it PG-13.
Every year hubby gets a gag gift for his grandfather, who is 80 this year. Unfortunately, we're both drawing a blank on what to do. To give you a bit of history, previous years have been a box full of pistachio shells, a remote-control fart machine, and kitty litter cake.
Ok. So, bring it.
land_shark3
Here We Are
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by land_shark3 December 8, 2005 1:15 pm
Rocky Mountain Oysters... they make me gag thinking about them.
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thegoatgod
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by thegoatgod December 8, 2005 1:16 pm
a date with the goat god, ill give him a time he wont soon forget
mings
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by mings December 8, 2005 1:25 pm
bacon scented air freshenerNOTM Dec 2005
"Oh all the money that e'er I spent, I spent it in good company.
kitty
On a Salty Piece of Land
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by kitty December 8, 2005 1:35 pm
I can't say where to buy them...but I have heard of fake winning lottery tickets...would really be wild!
If someone ever gave me one and I thoght I won a lot of money and it was a gag...I'd probably be in jail!
Crzy
I Love the Now!
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by Crzy December 8, 2005 1:42 pm
I am not thinking of anything helpful right now... but i LOVE the idea!!!
buffettbride
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by buffettbride December 8, 2005 1:42 pm
Crzy wrote: I am not thinking of anything helpful right now... but i LOVE the idea!!!
it's a LOT of fun to do every year. we've just been crazy busy and haven't had the chance to plan anything cool.
dean_siu
Under My Lone Palm
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by dean_siu December 8, 2005 1:43 pm
buffettbride
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by buffettbride December 8, 2005 1:44 pm
dean_siu
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by dean_siu December 8, 2005 1:46 pm
How bout a gift certificate for a free lap dance at a local strip club? Ya know....old peeps love boobys too!
LIPH
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by LIPH December 8, 2005 1:46 pm
buffettbride wrote: Try to keep it PG-13.
Sure, ask a question then take all the fun out of the answer.
what I really mean . . . I wish you were here
buffettbride
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by buffettbride December 8, 2005 1:48 pm
LIPH wrote: buffettbride wrote: Try to keep it PG-13.
Sure, ask a question then take all the fun out of the answer.
I said try. That doesn't mean you have to succeed. And why are you choosing NOW to listen to me???
phjrsaunt
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by phjrsaunt December 8, 2005 4:17 pm
Beans. Lots of them. (You said you wanted GAS!)
My love is staying an anchor tied to you with that silver chain.
Midnight Flyer
License to Chill
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by Midnight Flyer December 8, 2005 5:05 pm
I've always been fond of the Albino Bowler "Action Figure"!
She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot."
Midnight Flyer
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by Midnight Flyer December 8, 2005 5:12 pm
Or.... the Monkey and Banana stool...
She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot."
Midnight Flyer
License to Chill
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by Midnight Flyer December 8, 2005 5:15 pm
But my personal favorite and you can never go wrong with...
The Fighting Nuns Punching Puppets!!! She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot."
phjrsaunt
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by phjrsaunt December 8, 2005 5:18 pm
phjrsaunt wrote: Beans. Lots of them. (You said you wanted GAS!)
Oh. You said ga"G" gifts.
My love is staying an anchor tied to you with that silver chain.
