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El mojito
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Post by El mojito »

For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough sunshine, too much pressure from my job, earwax build-up, poor blood or anything else I could think of. But now I found out the real reason: I'm tired because I'M overworked.

Here's why:

The population of this country is 273 million.

140 million are retired.

That leaves 133 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school.

Which leaves 48 million to do the work.

Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government.

Leaving 19 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing terrorists.

Which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.

Take from the total the 14.8 million people who work for state and city governments.

And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.

Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.


And there you are sitting at your computer, reading jokes.
Nice. Real nice.
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Sidew13
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Post by Sidew13 »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by pamesoo »

Math Suks, huh?! :-?
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Post by Left Field ParrotHead »

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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:D :D :o :o
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:D :D :o :o
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Post by Lightning Bolt »

El mojito wrote:..and there you are sitting at your computer, reading jokes.
Nice. Real nice.
Hell, you wrote this in the middle of a weekday afternoon!
Now who's minding the store???? :lol: :wink:
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Post by thegoatgod »

:lol: :lol: i agree math sucks :lol: :lol:
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