Jimmy Buffett discussion
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Shane...I can't wait till you move south...your gonna be in for a ummm...errrr...rude awakening Duuuuuude... that is just soooo wrong. But a great plan. Let me know how it works for you (after you get out of the hospital...)nycparrothead wrote:Can I borrow it? I'll give it back later and just tell Steph she must have lost it!ToplessRideFL wrote:My 1.75 engagement diamond appraises for around $15,600. I have papers to prove it.
We know you will pitch a (non-diamond) rock at his head whether he is sad or not!sunseeker wrote: BE SAD!!!!or I'll pitch this rock at your head...
women are evil, she stomped on his heartsunseeker wrote:i wonder what happened....if she died...if it was a break up.....
That all those "women" who said yes to a "wanna hump?" offer weren't?sunseeker wrote:
All our rings were under $200 combined. They seem to work just fine, +14 years and countingRinglingRingling wrote:DeBeere's (and I might have spelled that wrong) is the big diamond monopoly. It helps them if everyone goes out and spends 17% of their pre-tax income on a "pretty, shiney rock"Cubbie Bear wrote:Whats HER first nameRinglingRingling wrote:2 months' salary.. according to DeBeere's...rednekkPH wrote:Sorry, just can't muster up much pity for a guy who spends more on a piece of jewelry than some people make in year.
My folks too. Granted, they spent less than $200 in 1962, but they live up to the theory, "The solvency of the company is inversely proportional to the ostentation of its front door"Cubbie Bear wrote:All our rings were under $200 combined. They seem to work just fine, +14 years and countingRinglingRingling wrote:DeBeere's (and I might have spelled that wrong) is the big diamond monopoly. It helps them if everyone goes out and spends 17% of their pre-tax income on a "pretty, shiney rock"Cubbie Bear wrote:Whats HER first nameRinglingRingling wrote:2 months' salary.. according to DeBeere's...rednekkPH wrote:Sorry, just can't muster up much pity for a guy who spends more on a piece of jewelry than some people make in year.
dictionary pleaseRinglingRingling wrote:My folks too. Granted, they spent less than $200 in 1962, but they live up to the theory, "The solvency of the company is inversely proportional to the ostentation of its front door"Cubbie Bear wrote:All our rings were under $200 combined. They seem to work just fine, +14 years and countingRinglingRingling wrote:DeBeere's (and I might have spelled that wrong) is the big diamond monopoly. It helps them if everyone goes out and spends 17% of their pre-tax income on a "pretty, shiney rock"Cubbie Bear wrote:Whats HER first nameRinglingRingling wrote:2 months' salary.. according to DeBeere's...rednekkPH wrote:Sorry, just can't muster up much pity for a guy who spends more on a piece of jewelry than some people make in year.
There's a legless guy that works the Checkers drive thru in my city. He sits on a stool and twirls around to give you the order.rednekkPH wrote:A Veteran with a combat related service-connected disability rated at 80% receives less than $15,000 per year. You go tell him to work at McDonald's - I'm sure the Golden Arches will jump at the chance to employ a guy with no legs and Post Traumatic Stress Disorder.mings wrote:b) there are jobs any and everywhere, so who's making less than 15k? Time for them to switch it up. Even at McDonalds you make more.
You don't think I'm like this in real life do you?sunseeker wrote:
Twirling is known to keep the PTSS from getting to be too much to handle..IrishG wrote:There's a legless guy that works the Checkers drive thru in my city. He sits on a stool and twirls around to give you the order.rednekkPH wrote:A Veteran with a combat related service-connected disability rated at 80% receives less than $15,000 per year. You go tell him to work at McDonald's - I'm sure the Golden Arches will jump at the chance to employ a guy with no legs and Post Traumatic Stress Disorder.mings wrote:b) there are jobs any and everywhere, so who's making less than 15k? Time for them to switch it up. Even at McDonalds you make more.
Is his name Matt? Art? Bob?IrishG wrote:There's a legless guy that works the Checkers drive thru in my city. He sits on a stool and twirls around to give you the order.rednekkPH wrote:A Veteran with a combat related service-connected disability rated at 80% receives less than $15,000 per year. You go tell him to work at McDonald's - I'm sure the Golden Arches will jump at the chance to employ a guy with no legs and Post Traumatic Stress Disorder.mings wrote:b) there are jobs any and everywhere, so who's making less than 15k? Time for them to switch it up. Even at McDonalds you make more.
Cold wind blowing in from Atlanta today12vmanRick wrote:women are evil, she stomped on his heartsunseeker wrote:i wonder what happened....
You'd feel better if you could hump a knothole in a tree trunk.nycparrothead wrote:WWWAAAAHHHH!!!! DAMN AM I SAD!!!! I'M ALL BROKEN UP!!!sunseeker wrote:BE SAD!!!!nycparrothead wrote:What? Something I said?sunseeker wrote:nycparrothead wrote:Let's see.. If I'm heart-broken, what's the one thing that will instantly make me feel better... OH! I KNOW!!! 15 freakin' thousand dollars!!! What a tool!!!
I'll feel better if I can hump you!
Dude.. Don't talk about your sister like that....LIPH wrote:You'd feel better if you could hump a knothole in a tree trunk.
I hope it's a big damn quarry... I plan on misbeahaving all day....Cubbie Bear wrote:Shannon just called the quarry, more rocks on the way
Beats me. I don't make a habit of looking for nametags on my local drive-thru workernycparrothead wrote:Is his name Matt? Art? Bob?IrishG wrote:There's a legless guy that works the Checkers drive thru in my city. He sits on a stool and twirls around to give you the order.rednekkPH wrote:A Veteran with a combat related service-connected disability rated at 80% receives less than $15,000 per year. You go tell him to work at McDonald's - I'm sure the Golden Arches will jump at the chance to employ a guy with no legs and Post Traumatic Stress Disorder.mings wrote:b) there are jobs any and everywhere, so who's making less than 15k? Time for them to switch it up. Even at McDonalds you make more.