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My head hurts, my feet stink and my appliances hate me
Posted: December 22, 2005 10:06 am
by CandyLMT
Two weeks ago my dryer and pool pump went out on the same day... this morning I started a load of laundry and noticed the washer is not going through the spinning cycle... yep, clothes just sitting there in a tub of water
I start tea and put bread in the toaster for a quick breakfast... the toast pops up... actually it's launched through the air into the garbage can. What the.... ??? Am I cursed?
Posted: December 22, 2005 10:07 am
by AlbatrossFlyer
yes
Posted: December 22, 2005 10:12 am
by longlinergirl
Don't feel bad, I've been fighting with Verizon for 6 weeks about getting my DSL working (they keep saying its me, but it WAS them) and now that its working, my laptop won;t work and I can still only get wireless from my neighbor...stupid electronic gidgets
Posted: December 22, 2005 10:18 am
by mings
That's funny Candy. Ummm. I think you should move to some empty field and assume a life with no modern items. It may be safer for you.
NOTM Dec 2005
Posted: December 22, 2005 10:40 am
by CandyLMT
What do I do to lift this curse? Leave an offering for the appliance gods? The money for the repairs is coming out of my phun ticket $$ stash... damn it!
Posted: December 22, 2005 10:45 am
by rednekkPH
CandyLMT wrote:What do I do to lift this curse? Leave an offering for the appliance gods? The money for the repairs is coming out of my phun ticket $$ stash... damn it!
Maybe she can help you:
Posted: December 22, 2005 10:46 am
by mings
CandyLMT wrote:What do I do to lift this curse? Leave an offering for the appliance gods? The money for the repairs is coming out of my phun ticket $$ stash... damn it!
You must sacrifice a toaster to the appliance gods. Or a fax machine. and you must do this in the manner displayed on Office Space. Go to a field, bring a baseball bat, and go to town. This should please them.
That or move. Crap's haunted.
NOTM Dec 2005
Posted: December 22, 2005 10:55 am
by Cubbie Bear
Posted: December 22, 2005 10:57 am
by ToplessRideFL
This year we have replaced the dishwasher, washer, dryer, stove, alarm clock, 2 ceiling fans and 2 monitors.... and the microwave!
.... I am not kidding.... go figure! They must all have the same "shelf life"!
Posted: December 22, 2005 10:58 am
by RinglingRingling
That is just sooooo wrong.
Posted: December 22, 2005 10:59 am
by Cubbie Bear
RinglingRingling wrote:
That is just sooooo wrong.
and funny
Posted: December 22, 2005 11:11 am
by rednekkPH
Monitor squeegie please.
Posted: December 22, 2005 11:43 am
by Crazy Navy Flyer
Had the same problem with my washer last month, cost me $160 to have the lid switch replaced. It won't spin with the lid up and if the switch fails the machine doesn't know the lid is down.
Posted: December 22, 2005 11:44 am
by z-man
(((((Candy)))))
One excellent response is to drink heavily.
Rock-It is playing at Grills Saturday (Dec 24) afternoon from 3-7
I'll buy the Coronas and Double-Os if you'll join us!
Posted: December 22, 2005 11:51 am
by Quiet and Shy
It's that electrical virus...spreads through the wiring and plugs...tough to get rid of...
Good luck!
Re: My head hurts, my feet stink and my appliances hate me
Posted: December 22, 2005 11:53 am
by CrznDnUS1
CandyLMT wrote:Two weeks ago my dryer and pool pump went out on the same day... this morning I started a load of laundry and noticed the washer is not going through the spinning cycle... yep, clothes just sitting there in a tub of water
I start tea and put bread in the toaster for a quick breakfast... the toast pops up... actually it's launched through the air into the garbage can. What the.... ??? Am I cursed?
This sound like the beginings of a new song!
