Yoga anyone?

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » December 28, 2005 11:22 am

CandyLMT wrote:You could try a couples yoga class... might be fun

If you're not into the yoga, would your MIL consider putting the money she was going to spend on classes toward someone to clean your house? Tell her a clean house would be a much better stress reliever than worrying about farting in yoga class.

OMG!!!! That is such a good idea!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And one she might actually go for. She got us all the yoga basics so we could easily tell her we want to do it at home (sans group farting).

I'd LOVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEE to have someone come clean my house!!!!!!!!!

I could just kiss you for this idea!!!!

bumper · Post by **bumper** » December 28, 2005 11:22 am

get a CD and do it from home...fartin accepted......

then if you want the fulll experience....enlist with the other closet farters and teach em the way

Cubbie Bear · Post by **Cubbie Bear** » December 28, 2005 11:26 am

My guess is Matt doesn't need yoga to fart at home

SchoolGirlHeart · Post by **SchoolGirlHeart** » December 28, 2005 11:26 am

Yoga was around long before yuppies.......

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » December 28, 2005 11:27 am

SchoolGirlHeart wrote:Yoga was around long before yuppies.......

Don't worry Jen. To Frankie, anything that involves living less than 100 yards from your nearest neighbor is considered yuppie.

Cubbie Bear · Post by **Cubbie Bear** » December 28, 2005 11:29 am

But like most things, once they glom on to something, they ruin it for everyone else......

i.e

Wrigley Field
Buffett Concerts

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » December 28, 2005 11:29 am

buffettbride wrote:
SchoolGirlHeart wrote:Yoga was around long before yuppies.......
Don't worry Jen. To Frankie, anything that involves living less than 100 yards from your nearest neighbor is considered yuppie.

is that where the whole "outdoor plumbing" fetish came from too?

bumper · Post by **bumper** » December 28, 2005 11:31 am

Cubbie Bear wrote:But like most things, once they glom on to something, they ruin it for everyone else......

i.e

Wrigley Field
Buffett Concerts

I thought it was DINKs that messed it up

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » December 28, 2005 11:34 am

Cubbie Bear wrote:My guess is Matt doesn't need yoga to fart at home

If it wouldn't completely gross out the entire population of BN, my husbands ass would be worthy of it's own thread.

bumper · Post by **bumper** » December 28, 2005 11:36 am

buffettbride wrote:
Cubbie Bear wrote:My guess is Matt doesn't need yoga to fart at home
If it wouldn't completely gross out the entire population of BN, my husbands ass would be worthy of it's own thread.

voting NO as a pre-emptive strike

SchoolGirlHeart · Post by **SchoolGirlHeart** » December 28, 2005 11:36 am

bumper wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
Cubbie Bear wrote:My guess is Matt doesn't need yoga to fart at home
If it wouldn't completely gross out the entire population of BN, my husbands ass would be worthy of it's own thread.
voting NO as a pre-emptive strike

SECOND!

Cubbie Bear · Post by **Cubbie Bear** » December 28, 2005 11:38 am

buffettbride wrote:
Cubbie Bear wrote:My guess is Matt doesn't need yoga to fart at home
If it wouldn't completely gross out the entire population of BN, my husbands ass would be worthy of it's own thread.

sounds like he either needs a new a$$hat or a new a$$bag

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » December 28, 2005 11:39 am

Cubbie Bear wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
Cubbie Bear wrote:My guess is Matt doesn't need yoga to fart at home
If it wouldn't completely gross out the entire population of BN, my husbands ass would be worthy of it's own thread.
sounds like he either needs a new a$$hat or a new a$$bag

...or just a tad bit of respect for other people's nasal space.

ph4ever · Post by **ph4ever** » December 28, 2005 11:47 am

I have a few friends that are into yoga - they swear by it. I tried it once - it's not easy at all. Maybe if I had been sober at the time it would have been easier

bumper · Post by **bumper** » December 28, 2005 11:52 am

ph4ever wrote:I have a few friends that are into yoga - they swear by it. I tried it once - it's not easy at all. Maybe if I had been sober at the time it would have been easier

you were probably to relaxed to begin with

ToplessRideFL · Post by **ToplessRideFL** » December 28, 2005 12:53 pm

I can see it now.........................

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » December 28, 2005 12:56 pm

ToplessRideFL wrote:I can see it now.........................

Matt has more hair.

And I would not be caught DEAD wearing matching outfits!

Cubbie Bear · Post by **Cubbie Bear** » December 28, 2005 1:06 pm

PLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLTHHHHHHHHHBBBBB ahhhhhhhhhh,

Just catching up on some yoga during lunch