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New Wonder Drug!

Posted: January 6, 2006 10:07 am
by Jahfin
Click here:
http://panexa.com

Posted: January 6, 2006 10:17 am
by rednekkPH
That's great. The warnings are hilarious!

Posted: January 6, 2006 10:24 am
by buffettbride
:lol: :lol: @
Advertisement wrote:Other: Loss of sexual desire and/or desirability; rising of the lights, the vapors, the willies; susceptibility to wedgies, no rhythm, dresses for s***, and can't hold a job to save your life; blue sweats; symptoms that look like scurvy, but louder; and the compulsion to address everyone nearby as "Cap'n."

Posted: January 6, 2006 10:51 am
by BadHabitsAcctnt
PANEXA has been known in a few cases (0.0087%) to cause Excessively Floppy Tail Syndrome (EFTS).

I cannot support the use of a drug that may cause EFTS, it's just wrong.

Posted: January 6, 2006 11:17 am
by job41475
lol funny stuff. I like the Do not Taunt Panexa. Reminds me of the SNL sketch with "Happy Fun Ball" where they warn not to taunt "Happy Fun Ball"...

Posted: January 6, 2006 12:32 pm
by CrznDnUS1
BadHabitsAcctnt wrote:PANEXA has been known in a few cases (0.0087%) to cause Excessively Floppy Tail Syndrome (EFTS).

I cannot support the use of a drup that may cause EFTS, it's just wrong.
no problem BadHabitsAcctnt, EFTS is only found in squirrels. So I think you are OK for now.

Posted: January 6, 2006 1:04 pm
by BadHabitsAcctnt
cfisch wrote:
BadHabitsAcctnt wrote:PANEXA has been known in a few cases (0.0087%) to cause Excessively Floppy Tail Syndrome (EFTS).

I cannot support the use of a drug that may cause EFTS, it's just wrong.
no problem BadHabitsAcctnt, EFTS is only found in squirrels. So I think you are OK for now.
I should have been more specific, I'm taking the side of the squirrels and other tailed creatures, someone has to be the advocate for that voiceless group.

Posted: January 6, 2006 2:08 pm
by rsgeist
Yum yum gimme some.

I am not now, nor have I ever been a squirrel. (squirrelly yes, squirrel no)