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LIPH wrote:Got nailed by Mark Prior
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ZeroDuval wrote:Jumping Jacks....
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Post by citcat »

Gulfbreeze wrote:
ZeroDuval wrote:Jumping Jacks....
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Huuuuu

Gaspwheeze

Huuuu

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:lol: :lol: :lol: good one !! :lol:
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citcat wrote:
Gulfbreeze wrote:
ZeroDuval wrote:Jumping Jacks....
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Huuuuu

Gaspwheeze

Huuuu

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:lol: :lol: :lol: good one !! :lol:
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Post by Cubbie Bear »

I was having the most incredible sex of my life when we fell off the _________________________(fill in the blank you perv's)
"Boat drinks, waitress we........nevermind"
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Post by mings »

Cubbie Bear wrote:I was having the most incredible sex of my life when we fell off the _________________________(fill in the blank you perv's)
B.O.B.
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"Oh all the money that e'er I spent, I spent it in good company.
And all the harm that I ever did, Alas it was to none but me.
And since it falls, unto my lot, that I should rise and you should not
I'll gently rise and I'll softly call, 'Goodnight and Joy be with you all.'"
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balcony girls wrote:" I went sailing and a stiff breeze came up and knocked me into the boom as I reached for the bottle of wine. . . . "

or is it a jib. . ? ?

:o
There...fixed it for ya BG... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by balcony girls »

Gulfbreeze wrote:
balcony girls wrote:" I went sailing and a stiff breeze came up and knocked me into the boom as I reached for the bottle of wine. . . . "

or is it a jib. . ? ?

:o
There...fixed it for ya BG... :lol: :lol: :lol:
hmmm . .if that's your story . . and knowing Ann. .

then I can't wait to see what YOU look like . . ! !

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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1. "Hey, you think this is bad? You oughtta see the other chick...." :P

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Post by carolinagirl »

buffettbride wrote:
citcat wrote:
Gulfbreeze wrote:
ZeroDuval wrote:Jumping Jacks....
Image

Huuuuu

Gaspwheeze

Huuuu

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:lol: :lol: :lol: good one !! :lol:
Like this?

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Thanks for the visual, Mal. I was picturing a game of Jacks and the ball hit her in the eye. Wondered what was so funny about that! :oops:
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Post by buffettbride »

carolinagirl wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
citcat wrote:
Gulfbreeze wrote:
ZeroDuval wrote:Jumping Jacks....
Image

Huuuuu

Gaspwheeze

Huuuu

Image
:lol: :lol: :lol: good one !! :lol:
Like this?

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Thanks for the visual, Mal. I was picturing a game of Jacks and the ball hit her in the eye. Wondered what was so funny about that! :oops:
:lol: :lol: :lol: You're welcome! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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nycparrothead wrote:You were invited to practice with the Bears and took a football in the eye from Kyle Orton...
Come on, no way Orton could throw the ball that hard.
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You all are cracking my sh!t up! :lol: :lol: :lol:

I tried a few of these suggestions, but no one seems to be buying them... :-? It doesn't help when I giggle as I try to explain... :lol:
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`You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
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Post by buffettbride »

Well, Ann, did you try to demonstrate as with the jumping-jack smilie... I mean...I'm sure anyone would buy that story with a demonstration...
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"You know how some mirrors have writing on them that says 'Objects may be closer than they appear'? Well ....... *nudge* *nudge* *wink* *wink*"
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Post by mings »

buffettbride wrote:Well, Ann, did you try to demonstrate as with the jumping-jack smilie... I mean...I'm sure anyone would buy that story with a demonstration...
I works better with an actual demonstration. Plus, how are you gonna get a smiley to follow you around the office?
"Oh all the money that e'er I spent, I spent it in good company.
And all the harm that I ever did, Alas it was to none but me.
And since it falls, unto my lot, that I should rise and you should not
I'll gently rise and I'll softly call, 'Goodnight and Joy be with you all.'"
-JMH
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buffettbride wrote:Well, Ann, did you try to demonstrate as with the jumping-jack smilie... I mean...I'm sure anyone would buy that story with a demonstration...
Um... not yet... everybody here at work already thinks I'm an alcoholic... I don't need for them to think I'm crazy too! :-? :lol:
Image`How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
`You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
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Post by mings »

iuparrothead wrote:
buffettbride wrote:Well, Ann, did you try to demonstrate as with the jumping-jack smilie... I mean...I'm sure anyone would buy that story with a demonstration...
Um... not yet... everybody here at work already thinks I'm an alcoholic... I don't need for them to think I'm crazy too! :-? :lol:
so you're not an alcoholic? But you Are a PH?

Something's wrong here. Ann needs a beer stat!
"Oh all the money that e'er I spent, I spent it in good company.
And all the harm that I ever did, Alas it was to none but me.
And since it falls, unto my lot, that I should rise and you should not
I'll gently rise and I'll softly call, 'Goodnight and Joy be with you all.'"
-JMH
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Post by sailingagain »

sunseeker wrote:I was kick boxing and you should see the other dude
Yeah. I really look like hell. :( :wink:
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Post by CaptainP »

buffettbride wrote:
citcat wrote:
Gulfbreeze wrote:
ZeroDuval wrote:Jumping Jacks....
Image

Huuuuu

Gaspwheeze

Huuuu

Image
:lol: :lol: :lol: good one !! :lol:
Like this?

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