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How about like Botched surgery like a nose job or the such....
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sailingagain wrote:
sunseeker wrote:I was kick boxing and you should see the other dude
Yeah. I really look like hell. :( :wink:
But you're still cute as can be!!! :wink: :P
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Oh, oh, oh I got one...You were changing the batteries in your vibrator and they wouldn't come out so you started banging on the "business end" and that got them to fall out...Right on your face! :o
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NYCPORT wrote:Oh, oh, oh I got one...You were changing the batteries in your vibrator and they wouldn't come out so you started banging on the "business end" and that got them to fall out...Right on your face! :o
OMG!! That sooo could happen!! :lol:
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I'm telling you Mal, you and me...Separated at birth!!! :D
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Tell them you where out some where like a bar and you had to sneeze when you did you accidently hit your face on a midget
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NYCPORT wrote:Oh, oh, oh I got one...You were changing the batteries in your vibrator and they wouldn't come out so you started banging on the "business end" and that got them to fall out...Right on your face! :o
But you would think getting smacked in the face by 2 12-volt deep-cycling marine batteries would result in more than a black eye.
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NYCPORT wrote:I'm telling you Mal, you and me...Separated at birth!!! :D
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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rednekkPH wrote:
NYCPORT wrote:Oh, oh, oh I got one...You were changing the batteries in your vibrator and they wouldn't come out so you started banging on the "business end" and that got them to fall out...Right on your face! :o
But you would think getting smacked in the face by 2 12-volt deep-cycling marine batteries would result in more than a black eye.
My, my that would be a big one. :oops:
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NYCPORT wrote:
rednekkPH wrote:
NYCPORT wrote:Oh, oh, oh I got one...You were changing the batteries in your vibrator and they wouldn't come out so you started banging on the "business end" and that got them to fall out...Right on your face! :o
But you would think getting smacked in the face by 2 12-volt deep-cycling marine batteries would result in more than a black eye.
My, my that would be a big one. :oops:
Umm yeah... I was thinkin' more like 2 standard C batteries. :oops: :lol:
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ok . .my last one. .

. . " NONE OF YOUR G/D BUSINESS, now go away , you're bothering me . . .! ! . . "

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Capt.Flock wrote:Tell them you where out some where like a bar and you had to sneeze when you did you accidently hit your face on a midget
When was Shane in Chicago?
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buffettbride wrote:
NYCPORT wrote:
rednekkPH wrote:
NYCPORT wrote:Oh, oh, oh I got one...You were changing the batteries in your vibrator and they wouldn't come out so you started banging on the "business end" and that got them to fall out...Right on your face! :o
But you would think getting smacked in the face by 2 12-volt deep-cycling marine batteries would result in more than a black eye.
My, my that would be a big one. :oops:
Umm yeah... I was thinkin' more like 2 standard C batteries. :oops: :lol:
D's are better :wench:
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balcony girls wrote:ok . .my last one. .

. . " NONE OF YOUR G/D BUSINESS, now go away , you're bothering me . . .! ! . . "

:D
That's pretty much what I ended up saying by the end of the day. I just couldn't keep a straight face when I said anything other than the truth. :lol:

It's still swollen and my head hurts... :(
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iuparrothead wrote: That's pretty much what I ended up saying by the end of the day. I just couldn't keep a straight face when I said anything other than the truth. :lol:

It's still swollen and my head hurts... :(
Egad... :o

But I ain't gonna be the one to say anything 'bout nuttin'... :-?
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iuparrothead wrote:
balcony girls wrote:ok . .my last one. .

. . " NONE OF YOUR G/D BUSINESS, now go away , you're bothering me . . .! ! . . "

:D
That's pretty much what I ended up saying by the end of the day. I just couldn't keep a straight face when I said anything other than the truth. :lol:

It's still swollen and my head hurts... :(

(((((((((((((((((Ann))))))))))))) sure you don't have a mild concussion??
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PHAW Webmistress wrote:
iuparrothead wrote:
balcony girls wrote:ok . .my last one. .

. . " NONE OF YOUR G/D BUSINESS, now go away , you're bothering me . . .! ! . . "

:D
That's pretty much what I ended up saying by the end of the day. I just couldn't keep a straight face when I said anything other than the truth. :lol:

It's still swollen and my head hurts... :(

(((((((((((((((((Ann))))))))))))) sure you don't have a mild concussion??
I don't think so. I had a trauma surgeon check me out today and he thought I was fine. (perks of working in my office) I think I'm just dehydrated and tired. :-?
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I have some meat you can put on it. :wink: :)
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sailingagain wrote:I have some meat you put on it. :wink: :)
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