I have a black eye...

iuparrothead · Post by **iuparrothead** » January 9, 2006 11:20 pm

Gulfbreeze wrote:
sailingagain wrote:I have some meat you put on it.

My reaction exactly!

st.somewhere · Post by **st.somewhere** » January 10, 2006 12:56 am

sailingagain wrote:I have some meat you put on it.

That's "M-E-A-T", not "meet"...

Tiki Bar · Post by **Tiki Bar** » January 10, 2006 1:17 am

My 1st thought was you were warming up Mark Pryor (sp?) and caught one in the eye...

(but I see my mind thinks like LIPH's!

scary in itself!)

Some nutcase lady was dancing in a tiki bar and hit you in the eye with her torch!

How I wish that were the case!

No one mentioned pole dancing accident?

Anyway... ((((((((((Ann)))))))))) Grin and beer it!

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » January 10, 2006 10:32 am

PHAW Webmistress wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
NYCPORT wrote:
rednekkPH wrote:
NYCPORT wrote:Oh, oh, oh I got one...You were changing the batteries in your vibrator and they wouldn't come out so you started banging on the "business end" and that got them to fall out...Right on your face!
But you would think getting smacked in the face by 2 12-volt deep-cycling marine batteries would result in more than a black eye.
My, my that would be a big one.
Umm yeah... I was thinkin' more like 2 standard C batteries.
D's are better

Damn Renee!! I we don't want Ann to get 2 black eyes!!

st.somewhere · Post by **st.somewhere** » January 10, 2006 10:48 am

buffettbride wrote:
PHAW Webmistress wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
NYCPORT wrote:
rednekkPH wrote:
NYCPORT wrote:Oh, oh, oh I got one...You were changing the batteries in your vibrator and they wouldn't come out so you started banging on the "business end" and that got them to fall out...Right on your face!
But you would think getting smacked in the face by 2 12-volt deep-cycling marine batteries would result in more than a black eye.
My, my that would be a big one.
Umm yeah... I was thinkin' more like 2 standard C batteries.
D's are better 
Damn Renee!! I we don't want Ann to get 2 black eyes!!

Are we still talkin' about batteries?

NYCPORT · Post by **NYCPORT** » January 10, 2006 6:37 pm

st.somewhere wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
PHAW Webmistress wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
NYCPORT wrote:
rednekkPH wrote: But you would think getting smacked in the face by 2 12-volt deep-cycling marine batteries would result in more than a black eye.
My, my that would be a big one.
Umm yeah... I was thinkin' more like 2 standard C batteries.

D's are better 
Damn Renee!! I we don't want Ann to get 2 black eyes!!
Are we still talkin' about batteries?

Now you see why he has a girl! All of us Perv's get girls.

Burny Charles · Post by **Burny Charles** » January 10, 2006 6:41 pm

NYCPORT wrote: All of us Perv's get girls.

There have been a lot of commercials about online predators lately.

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » January 10, 2006 8:07 pm

NYCPORT wrote:
st.somewhere wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
PHAW Webmistress wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
NYCPORT wrote: My, my that would be a big one.
Umm yeah... I was thinkin' more like 2 standard C batteries.

D's are better 
Damn Renee!! I we don't want Ann to get 2 black eyes!!
Are we still talkin' about batteries?
Now you see why he has a girl! All of us Perv's get girls.

Me included!

conched · Post by **conched** » January 10, 2006 9:13 pm

Ann, this reminds me of a joke. I couldn't help myself.

Just tell them that you were sitting behind a lady in church and she stood up to sing the hymn her dress was stuck in her crack...so you pulled it out.

2 Black Eyes
A man walked into work on Monday with two black eyes. His boss asked what happened.

The man said, "I was sitting behind a big woman at church. When we stood up to sing hymns, I noticed that her dress was caught in her crack, so I pulled it out. She turned around and punched me square in the eye."

"Where did you get the other one idiot?" the boss asked.

"Well," the man said, "I figured she didn't want it out, so I pushed it back in."

Post by **SMLCHNG** » January 10, 2006 9:27 pm

((((Ann))))) I'm sorry for the hurtin'.. but this thread cracked me up!!

Quiet and Shy · Post by **Quiet and Shy** » January 10, 2006 10:54 pm

Have you tried..."it's the new look...*POW*" yet?

Hope you're feeling better!

iuparrothead · Post by **iuparrothead** » January 10, 2006 11:44 pm

SMLCHNG wrote: ((((Ann))))) I'm sorry for the hurtin'.. but this thread cracked me up!!

S'okay, Penny

... the swelling goes down when I put ice on it and I think the bruising has stopped spreading around my face... but I've still got this miserable headache... that's what I'm hoping goes away by tomorrow!

NYCPORT · Post by **NYCPORT** » January 11, 2006 9:58 am

Once you finally change the damn batteries and get that thing fired up that should take your mind of the...Oh, never mind!