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I got jacked in the face last night with a flying elbow while playing co-ed basketball.

Besides the not-so-creative suggestion that I got beat up by my boyfriend, gimme some good (not too perverted) suggestions that I can tell other people how it happened... I'll use your suggestions the next few days and tell you all what the reaction was!

I walked into a wall.............

When I had my surgery and my face was bruised, I believe BNers came up with a PIRATE attack.

I was kick boxing and you should see the other dude

sunseeker wrote:I was kick boxing and you should see the other dude

I like!

You were invited to practice with the Bears and took a football in the eye from Kyle Orton...

bad snowball fight?

you were caught in the middle of a fight between some Crypts and some Bloods.

You have no idea how to cook, which reminds you to call the fire department and the insurance company.

nycparrothead wrote:You were invited to practice with the Bears and took a football in the eye from Kyle Orton...

Pretty realistic, because Rex has better accuracy

Got nailed by Mark Prior

This one time...at band camp....


((Ann)) I hope you're OK!!

I was doing my daily run, when I noticed an older gentleman walking very unstable. I ask him if he was all right just as he turns to answer me, he just collapsed. I ran to check on him and noticed he was not breathing so I started rescue breathing on this elderly man. After a few moments or seconds (who knows at a time like this), the older man came to with such a startle that he accidentally hit me with his elbow in the face causing the bruising around my eye. However the man is doing better , I heard from his family that he suffered a small heart attack.

The weekend got a little rough...*smug smile and walk away*

both the Cappy and Q&S have the best.

buffettbride wrote:((Ann)) I hope you're OK!!

Thanks Mal... I don't have blurred vision and it doesn't hurt that bad so I think I'm okay... just not looking forward to it turning green and yellow under my eye. I'm just really happy I have no important events to attend anytime soon!

Bar fight over one of this weekend's NFL playoff games, and you should see the other guy.

How about "I finally got what I deserved"?

rednekkPH wrote:How about "I finally got what I deserved"?

now that would be funny to say and see everybody's reaction.

" I went sailing with Jimmy and took a mast in the eye as I reached for the bottle of wine. . . . "

or is it a jib. . ? ?

Jumping Jacks....

ZeroDuval wrote:Jumping Jacks....

DING ! ! DING ! !

I think we have a winner folks. . .! !