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IN RESPONSE TO THE "RANDOM FACTS" THAT ARE BEING GENERATED ON THE INTERNET

I'm aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as "Chuck Norris facts." I've seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of it. It's quite surprising. I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously. Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, "Against All Odds?" They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, "The Justice Riders," released this month. I'm very proud of these literary efforts.
~ Chuck Norris

Jahfin wrote:http://www.chucknorris.com/html/events.aspx



IN RESPONSE TO THE "RANDOM FACTS" THAT ARE BEING GENERATED ON THE INTERNET

I'm aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as "Chuck Norris facts." I've seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of it. It's quite surprising. I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously. Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, "Against All Odds?" They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, "The Justice Riders," released this month. I'm very proud of these literary efforts.
~ Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris did not write the novels, he merely stared at the typewriter until it finished writing them; then roundhouse kicked it when it wanted a new ribbon.

I saw Chuck Norris getting escorted to the front of the line at the Haunted Mansion in Disneyland a few years ago. He looks a lot taller on TV.

At least even he found some humor in it.

Key Lime Lee wrote:I saw Chuck Norris getting escorted to the front of the line at the Haunted Mansion in Disneyland a few years ago. He looks a lot taller on TV.

Wow I didn't know Chuck Norris had that kind of pull, front of the line at the Haunted Mansion... that's when you know you made it. Good for him.

RAGTOP wrote:

Key Lime Lee wrote:I saw Chuck Norris getting escorted to the front of the line at the Haunted Mansion in Disneyland a few years ago. He looks a lot taller on TV.

Wow I didn't know Chuck Norris had that kind of pull, front of the line at the Haunted Mansion... that's when you know you made it. Good for him.

Upon entering the Haunted Mansion he roundhouse kicked all of the ghosts and forced them to leave. It is now called Chuck Norris' Mansion.

Key Lime Lee wrote:I saw Chuck Norris getting escorted to the front of the line at the Haunted Mansion in Disneyland a few years ago. He looks a lot taller on TV.

he levitates on camera...

Burny Charles wrote:At least even he found some humor in it.

nah, he's tracked down the guy writing the "Chuck Norris" jokes, and roundhouse-kicked him to death.

Burny Charles wrote:At least even he found some humor in it.

he just used it as an excuse to plug his books

Chuck rules!!!
Come on Chuck...Give us Missing in Action part 12!!!!