Pet store

[moeron]

A lady walks to work every day. She has walked the same route every day for years. One day she walks by a pet store that has been there for years. On this day the pet store owner starts putting a parrot on a stand to attract more customers. The lady walks by, and the Parrot says "Hey lady" She stops and looks at the Parrot. The Parrot says "Youre Ugly!" that p*** off the lady, but she keeps on walking to work. On the way home she walks by the store. The Parrot is still on the perch, The Parrot say again" Hey Lady" She looks at the Parrot, It says " Your'e Ugly" She is getting really p***. This goes on for days. One week later she walks by, and the Parrot says again "Hey lady Your'e Ugly" She has had enough. She walks into the pet store and yells at the manager that she will sue the store and owner because of that bird. The owner says that he's sorry, and the parrot will never say that she is ugly again.

The next day when she walks by the store the Parrot is not there. when she walks home that night still no Parrot. The lady feels bad. thinking that maybe the store owner got rid of the Parrot. The next day she is walking to work. There is that Parrot. She stops and looks at the bird. The bird looks at her and says "Hey Lady" She looks at the bird and says "what" the bird looks at her winks and says" You know"

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