Read this, and you'll know EVERYTHING
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Wino you know
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Read this, and you'll know EVERYTHING
The liquid inside young coconuts
can be used as a substitute for Blood plasma.
No piece of paper can be folded in half
more than seven (7) times.
Donkeys kill more people annually
than plane crashes.
You burn more calories sleep
than you do watching television.
Oak trees do not produce acorns
until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.
The first product to have a bar code
was Wrigley's gum.
The King of Hearts is the only king
WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive from each salad served in first-class.
Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
(Since Venus is normally associated with women,
what does this tell you!)
Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
Most dust particles in your house are made from
DEAD SKIN!
The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
So did the first "Marlboro Man."
Walt Disney was afraid
OF MICE!
PEARLS MELT
IN VINEGAR!
The three most valuable brand names on earth:
Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...
but, not downstairs.
A duck's quack doesn't echo,
and no one knows why.
Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush
be kept at least six (6) feet away from
a toilet to avoid airborne particles
resulting from the flush.
(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)
And the best for last.....
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(I know some people like that, don't YOU?)
can be used as a substitute for Blood plasma.
No piece of paper can be folded in half
more than seven (7) times.
Donkeys kill more people annually
than plane crashes.
You burn more calories sleep
than you do watching television.
Oak trees do not produce acorns
until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.
The first product to have a bar code
was Wrigley's gum.
The King of Hearts is the only king
WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive from each salad served in first-class.
Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
(Since Venus is normally associated with women,
what does this tell you!)
Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
Most dust particles in your house are made from
DEAD SKIN!
The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
So did the first "Marlboro Man."
Walt Disney was afraid
OF MICE!
PEARLS MELT
IN VINEGAR!
The three most valuable brand names on earth:
Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...
but, not downstairs.
A duck's quack doesn't echo,
and no one knows why.
Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush
be kept at least six (6) feet away from
a toilet to avoid airborne particles
resulting from the flush.
(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)
And the best for last.....
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(I know some people like that, don't YOU?)
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jonesbeach10
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jonesbeach10
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SharkOnLand
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Re: Read this, and you'll know EVERYTHING
I think the guys on Mythbusters busted this one....Wino you know wrote:Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush
be kept at least six (6) feet away from
a toilet to avoid airborne particles
resulting from the flush.
(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)

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Moonie
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Re: Read this, and you'll know EVERYTHING
as opposed to counter-clockwise?? and Mars tells us someting about you guys, too......hmmmm.. Garry, Garry, Garry !!! . .Wino you know wrote:.
Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
(Since Venus is normally associated with women,
what does this tell you!)

When it goes from full to crescent...I move in and out of tune...Everlasting Moon....

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parrotsgirl
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Sam
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Mythbusters also busted the one about that Ducks quacks don't echo, too.
Roll with the punches, play all of your hunches...come what may...
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Re: Read this, and you'll know EVERYTHING
good, because my Bathroom would not permit it..SharkOnLand wrote:I think the guys on Mythbusters busted this one....Wino you know wrote:Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush
be kept at least six (6) feet away from
a toilet to avoid airborne particles
resulting from the flush.
(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)
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sonofabeach
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Sam
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sonofabeach wrote:the paper folding thing is true.....I actually just tried it....even with toilet paper.......
and yes, I do need a life
Try it with a napkin and count the original flds..... hehehehehe
Roll with the punches, play all of your hunches...come what may...
POW-MIA, YOU ARE NOT FORGOTTEN!!!
SUPPORT OPERATION JUST CAUSE!!!
http://www.ojc.org/
SUPPORT OPERATION JUST CAUSE!!!
http://www.ojc.org/
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mings
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I already know everything, as has been proven previously on this board (
) but I'll read it. Ok. NOw I know nothing.
"Oh all the money that e'er I spent, I spent it in good company.
And all the harm that I ever did, Alas it was to none but me.
And since it falls, unto my lot, that I should rise and you should not
I'll gently rise and I'll softly call, 'Goodnight and Joy be with you all.'"
-JMH
And all the harm that I ever did, Alas it was to none but me.
And since it falls, unto my lot, that I should rise and you should not
I'll gently rise and I'll softly call, 'Goodnight and Joy be with you all.'"
-JMH
Oak trees do not produce acorns
until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.
I KNOW that one is not right. Some oaks only need to be 20 years old or less.
#19
http://www.houstonarboretum.org/Special_Facts.htm
Yep, see #4 in above link.
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(I know some people like that, don't YOU?)
until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.
I KNOW that one is not right. Some oaks only need to be 20 years old or less.
#19
http://www.houstonarboretum.org/Special_Facts.htm
Yep, see #4 in above link.
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(I know some people like that, don't YOU?)
