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The best thing about Trail Mix is you get a little bit of everything. One time I bought Trail Mix and they had those banana chips in there. I was disappointed. They taste so bland. I don't buy that Trail Mix anymore. I buy different stuff. Now I buy the kind with the M&Ms and the nuts, and the raisins. Yummy town. My doctor said I wouldn't get so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of there. So why is it called Trail Mix? Are we supposed to eat it only on trails. What kind of trail? A wilderness Trail? A suspect's trail? I get the Mix part - even my little alcohol soaked prawn brain can get that. (Don't say it Alphabet & R2.) (Okay - say it.) And then once I went to class and was eating Trail Mix and I felt like I was doing something wrong. What kind of class? I don' know - I don't have much class. So the best thing about Trail Mix is the randomness of what you get every handful. I like randomness. I think there should be Trail Mix threads. But that could be bad because I'd try to eat the thread.

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

mings wrote:The best thing about Trail Mix is you get a little bit of everything. One time I bought Trail Mix and they had those banana chips in there. I was disappointed. They taste so bland. I don't buy that Trail Mix anymore. I buy different stuff. Now I buy the kind with the M&Ms and the nuts, and the raisins. Yummy town. My doctor said I wouldn't get so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of there. So why is it called Trail Mix? Are we supposed to eat it only on trails. What kind of trail? A wilderness Trail? A suspect's trail? I get the Mix part - even my little alcohol soaked prawn brain can get that. (Don't say it Alphabet & R2.) (Okay - say it.) And then once I went to class and was eating Trail Mix and I felt like I was doing something wrong. What kind of class? I don' know - I don't have much class. So the best thing about Trail Mix is the randomness of what you get every handful. I like randomness. I think there should be Trail Mix threads. But that could be bad because I'd try to eat the thread.

IT is called trail mix because hiikers/backpackers could eat it while they are/ were hiking ( no particular trail ). It is an energy snack/ or food. There are various mixes that individuals tailor to their own taste. Raisins nuts, coconut dried pineapple/mango/ chocolate chips M&Ms, Whatever you want to put in it.
It also has another name, "gorp" and no I don't remember why it is called "gorp".

Me fail English? That's unpossible.

Sam uses words. I think he likes Trail Mix too. Have I mentioned how I like Trail Mix flavored threads.

rednekkPH wrote:My cat's breath smells like cat food.

You don't have a cat.

buffettbride wrote:

rednekkPH wrote:My cat's breath smells like cat food.

You don't have a cat.

do you? Wait how do you know? Are you at Frankie's right now?

Maybe we need to come with a trail mix for us to munch on while we travel along these threads. I go with a tropical blend and no banana chips and of course chocolate.
Maybe we could market it as "The Official BN Tropical Thread Mix"! or something.

buffettbride wrote:

rednekkPH wrote:My cat's breath smells like cat food.

You don't have a cat.

he uses it for target practice

ph4ever wrote:

buffettbride wrote:

rednekkPH wrote:My cat's breath smells like cat food.

You don't have a cat.

he uses it for target practice

Prolly uses all 9 of them lives.

mings wrote:

buffettbride wrote:

rednekkPH wrote:My cat's breath smells like cat food.

You don't have a cat.

do you? Wait how do you know? Are you at Frankie's right now?

Nope. I'm in his pants. Next question.

buffettbride wrote:

mings wrote:

buffettbride wrote:

rednekkPH wrote:My cat's breath smells like cat food.

You don't have a cat.

do you? Wait how do you know? Are you at Frankie's right now?

Nope. I'm in his pants. Next question.

Is that you over there????

ph4ever wrote:

buffettbride wrote:

mings wrote:

buffettbride wrote:

rednekkPH wrote:My cat's breath smells like cat food.

You don't have a cat.

do you? Wait how do you know? Are you at Frankie's right now?

Nope. I'm in his pants. Next question.

Is that you over there????

Uhh. No.. Is there a party in here and no one told me????

I like it when it comes with hot nuts.

ummm that didn't come out right

RAGTOP wrote:I like it when it comes with hot nuts.

Scary part is, nobody seemed surprised by this

I had a bag of trail mix in my desk earlier this week... then I ate it.

The internet is amazing Mings look what i found

I had a bag of chex mix on my desk and someone stole it last week

buffettbride wrote:

ph4ever wrote:

buffettbride wrote:

mings wrote:

buffettbride wrote:

rednekkPH wrote:My cat's breath smells like cat food.

You don't have a cat.

do you? Wait how do you know? Are you at Frankie's right now?

Nope. I'm in his pants. Next question.

Is that you over there????

Uhh. No.. Is there a party in here and no one told me????

obviously!!! I'm the bartender - what do you want?? jager shot??

My co worker smells like corn chips