Who's going to Dallas 4/28?

conched · Post by **conched** » March 7, 2006 11:10 pm

frognot wrote:Here's ya some more info bout what we talking about

http://www.czechstop.net/home.asp

Czech!!!
Yep, frog. That be THE place. I love the spicy fried chicken strips and seasoned potato fries and cream gravy!!!!

conched · Post by **conched** » March 7, 2006 11:12 pm

gingerbreadman wrote:They just played Hello Texas on RM

Wooo hooo!

I listened to the concert replay.

And I switched to my Guy Clark Essential CD to listen to Laverne and Captain Flint and Guy sounded so good I left it on.

springparrot · Post by **springparrot** » March 7, 2006 11:12 pm

conched wrote:
frognot wrote:Here's ya some more info bout what we talking about

http://www.czechstop.net/home.asp
Czech!!!
Yep, frog. That be THE place. I love the spicy fried chicken strips and seasoned potato fries and cream gravy!!!!

cream gravy---yum yum!!!!

conched · Post by **conched** » March 7, 2006 11:14 pm

springparrot wrote:
conched wrote:
frognot wrote:Here's ya some more info bout what we talking about

http://www.czechstop.net/home.asp
Czech!!!
Yep, frog. That be THE place. I love the spicy fried chicken strips and seasoned potato fries and cream gravy!!!!
cream gravy---yum yum!!!!

It's not easy to eat driving I-35!!!

springparrot · Post by **springparrot** » March 7, 2006 11:17 pm

conched wrote:
springparrot wrote:
conched wrote:
frognot wrote:Here's ya some more info bout what we talking about

http://www.czechstop.net/home.asp
Czech!!!
Yep, frog. That be THE place. I love the spicy fried chicken strips and seasoned potato fries and cream gravy!!!!
cream gravy---yum yum!!!!
It's not easy to eat driving I-35!!!

well, no---but cream gravy is good about anywhere

Prthd119 · Post by **Prthd119** » March 7, 2006 11:19 pm

Ok...I give up...what is cream gravy???

springparrot · Post by **springparrot** » March 7, 2006 11:21 pm

Prthd119 wrote:Ok...I give up...what is cream gravy???

and you call yourself a Southerner????

The gravy usually on chicken fried steak?
white gravy?

springparrot · Post by **springparrot** » March 7, 2006 11:22 pm

Connie

Prthd119 · Post by **Prthd119** » March 7, 2006 11:22 pm

springparrot wrote:
Prthd119 wrote:Ok...I give up...what is cream gravy???
and you call yourself a Southerner????
The gravy usually on chicken fried steak?
white gravy?

Oh...! We don't call it cream gravy.....We just call it white gravy...

Mr Play · Post by **Mr Play** » March 7, 2006 11:25 pm

Here are some Rules To Live By on Hoot Island, courtesy of tropicalfever...

SYMPTOM
Feet cold and wet
CAUSE
Glass Being held at incorrect angle.
CORRECTIVE ACTION
Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling

SYMPTOM
Feet warm and wet
CAUSE
Improper Bladder Control
CORRECTIVE ACTION
Stand next to nearest dog, complain about lack of house training

SYMPTOM
Beer unusually pale and tasteless
CAUSE
a. Glass empty.
b. You're holding a Coors Lite
CORRECTIVE ACTION
Get someone to buy you another beer

SYMPTOM
Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights
CAUSE
You have fallen over backward.
CORRECTIVE ACTION
Have yourself leashed to bar

SYMPTOM
Mouth contains cigarette butts, back of head covered with ashes
CAUSE
You have fallen forward
CORRECTIVE ACTION
See above

SYMPTOM
Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet
CAUSE
a. Mouth not open
b. Glass applied to wrong part of face
CORRECTIVE ACTION
Retire to restroom, practice in mirror

SYMPTOM
Floor Blurred
CAUSE
You are looking through bottom of empty glass
CORRECTIVE ACTION
Get someone to buy you another beer

SYMPTOM
Floor moving
CAUSE
You are being carried out
CORRECTIVE ACTION
Find out if you are being taken to another bar

SYMPTOM
Room seems unusually dark
CAUSE
Bar has closed
CORRECTIVE ACTION
Confirm home address with bartender. If staff is gone, grab a six-pack to go and hit the nearest fire escape door. Run

SYMPTOM
Taxi suddenly takes on colorful aspect and textures
CAUSE
Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations
CORRECTIVE ACTION
Cover mouth, open window, stick head outside

SYMPTOM
Everyone looks up to you and smiles
CAUSE
You are dancing on the table
CORRECTIVE ACTION
Fall on someone cushy-looking

SYMPTOM
Beer is crystal-clear
CAUSE
It's water! Somebody is trying to sober you up
CORRECTIVE ACTION
Punch him

SYMPTOM
People are standing around urinals, talking! or putting on makeup
CAUSE
You're in the ladies' room
CORRECTIVE ACTION
Do not use urinal! Excuse yourself, exit and try the next door down the hall. Try to get phone numbers (optional)

SYMPTOM
Hands hurt, nose hurts, mind unusually clear
CAUSE
You have been in a fight
CORRECTIVE ACTION
Apologize to everyone you see, just in case it was them

SYMPTOM
Don't recognize anyone, don't recognize the room you're in
CAUSE
You've wandered into the wrong party
CORRECTIVE ACTION
See if they have free beer

SYMPTOM
Your bedroom is painted gray, has a concrete floor and an interesting steel door. Toilet may be conveniently located next to your bunk
CAUSE
a. You're in jail
b. You're in the navy
CORRECTIVE ACTION
Sleep it off, you can always get out tomorrow. Don't talk to your new roommate, and under no circumstances sleep on your stomach

SYMPTOM
You are dancing to a Village People song, and your partner is wearing leather chaps
CAUSE
You're in a gay bar
CORRECTIVE ACTION
Keeping your back to the wall, edge toward nearest exit. Do not accept offers for backrubs

SYMPTOM
Your singing sounds distorted
CAUSE
The beer is too weak
CORRECTIVE ACTION
Have more beer until your voice improves

SYMPTOM
Don't remember the words to the song
CAUSE
Beer is just right
CORRECTIVE ACTION
Play air guitar

springparrot · Post by **springparrot** » March 7, 2006 11:27 pm

Prthd119 wrote:
springparrot wrote:
Prthd119 wrote:Ok...I give up...what is cream gravy???
and you call yourself a Southerner????
The gravy usually on chicken fried steak?
white gravy?

Oh...! We don't call it cream gravy.....We just call it white gravy...

whatever it's called---it's good stuff

Prthd119 · Post by **Prthd119** » March 7, 2006 11:30 pm

springparrot wrote:Connie

You mean SAUSAGE gravy....

Now I know what you're talking about!

Mr Play · Post by **Mr Play** » March 7, 2006 11:30 pm

Lest we forget the mandatory waiver form...

HOOT ISLAND 2006 DALLAS TAILGATE PARTY
WAIVER AND RELEASE FROM LIABILITY

I, ________________________, the undersigned, on behalf of myself, my heirs and next of kin, personal representative, agents, insurers, successors and assigns (all hereinafter "Releasors") hereby FOREVER RELEASE, DISCHARGE AND COVENANT NOT TO SUE THE HOSTS OF THE HOOT ISLAND 2006 DALLAS TAILGATE PARTY, its insurers, its invited guests, and any and all participants, officials, referees, sponsors, advertisers, local organizing committees (all hereinafter "Releasees") from any and all liabilities, claims, demands, causes of action or losses of any kind or nature, past, present or future, direct or consequential that I may hereafter have for PERSONAL INJURY, PERMANENT, TEMPORARY, TOTAL OR PARTIAL DISABILITY, DISFIGUREMENT, PARALYSIS AND ANY OTHER LOSSES OR DAMAGES TO PERSON OR PROPERTY OR DEATH, arising out of my participation in, attendance at or traveling to and from the HOOT ISLAND 2006 DALLAS TAILGATE PARTY including, but not limited to, LOSSES CAUSED BY THE PASSIVE OR ACTIVE NEGLIGENCE OF THE RELEASEES, or hidden, latent or obvious defects in the facilities or equipment used.

I ACKNOWLEDGE THAT I HAVE HAD SUFFICIENT OPPORTUNITY TO REVIEW THE PROVISIONS OF THIS DOCUMENT AND UNDERSTAND ITS PURPOSE, MEANING AND INTENT.

Participant's Signature ____________________
Print Name ____________________
Date ___________

Signature of Parent or Legal Guardian ________________
Relationship to Minor ____________________
Date ___________

D PHarmBoy · Post by **D PHarmBoy** » March 7, 2006 11:31 pm

Conched, you sure can spell those Czech names well. Podsednick, I went to school with his mom and dad and I'm Czech and I can't spell the name as good as you. You know the eating places in West. What's the secret?

conched · Post by **conched** » March 7, 2006 11:31 pm

Ok, one more Texas link and I'll leave y'all alone.

http://www.texasbob.com/krecipe7.html

http://www.texascooking.com/

Reminds me of another great Guy Clark song...Texas Cookin.

I know a man that cook armadillo
tastes so sweet he calls it pie
I know a woman makes pan dulce
tastes so good it gets you high

Get them enchiladas greasy
get them steaks chicken fried
Sho' do make a man feel happy
to see white gravy on the side

springparrot · Post by **springparrot** » March 7, 2006 11:31 pm

Prthd119 wrote:
springparrot wrote:Connie

You mean SAUSAGE gravy....

Now I know what you're talking about!

It's only sausage gravy if it is made with sausage drippings.
Chicken fried steak uses steak drippings.

My Mother makes gravy from everything---well, almost.

Prthd119 · Post by **Prthd119** » March 7, 2006 11:34 pm

Sorry...I'm laughing too much at Bill's last 2 posts...

Oh SPEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

conched · Post by **conched** » March 7, 2006 11:35 pm

D PHarmBoy wrote:Conched, you sure can spell those Czech names well. Podsednick, I went to school with his mom and dad and I'm Czech and I can't spell the name as good as you. You know the eating places in West. What's the secret?

I'm just a Wise Guy!!!

Well, maybe it's not a secret, but a surprise of KOLACHES at Hoot Island!!!

PHritz 01 · Post by **PHritz 01** » March 7, 2006 11:44 pm

conched wrote:Maybe Phritz could SAVE some of the crawfish for races too!

Someone bring the nail Polish for numbering. In a boil I always pardon one and release back to the wild.

gingerbreadman · Post by **gingerbreadman** » March 7, 2006 11:46 pm

I understand the concept of this waiver....

Who's the lawyer here, Four Play?, and who and when should we submit the waiver to?

Also, being lazy, can we get new links to the food choices?