Who's going to Dallas 4/28?

[nutmeg]

Evening Hooters!

[phjrsaunt]

Hubba hubba hubba.

[JanelovesJimmy]

Alright! Here we go!

I've got a request. And since all you fine Texans seem to grant everyone's wish on Hoot Island, I'm gonna give you mine.

Ready?

I want Matthew McConaughey as my tailgating escort for the day (or night). Don't tell my husband........

Anyway, he's a UT grad, and ETP & FP, surely you have the connections to provide him to me, don't ya?

Let me know how it's going on this, OK?

Well...lessee....one of my high school buddies and her husband (who's real estate mogul in Austin) have a house *right next door* to your guy.

Want I should make a call????

MAKE THE CALL!!!!!!!!! I knew you would know someone...hahahaha
I was front row at George Strait, and I shook his hand. Can't say it did the same for me that Matthew would! Talk about FLASHING!!!

[phjrsaunt]

I'll make deal. If someone gets Matthew or George to come, they can have my extra ticket.

[East Texas Parrothead]

I *love* King George.

[East Texas Parrothead]

Evening Hooters!

Oh, spew!!!! That's ORIGINAL. WHY hasn't anyone thought of that before!!!!

WTG, Nancy. You rock.

[nutmeg]

Evening Hooters!

Oh, spew!!!! That's ORIGINAL. WHY hasn't anyone thought of that before!!!!

WTG, Nancy. You rock.

Can't believe that was the first time!

[East Texas Parrothead]

Evening Hooters!

Oh, spew!!!! That's ORIGINAL. WHY hasn't anyone thought of that before!!!!

WTG, Nancy. You rock.

Can't believe that was the first time!

Swear.

[East Texas Parrothead]

Alright! Here we go!

I've got a request. And since all you fine Texans seem to grant everyone's wish on Hoot Island, I'm gonna give you mine.

Ready?

I want Matthew McConaughey as my tailgating escort for the day (or night). Don't tell my husband........

Anyway, he's a UT grad, and ETP & FP, surely you have the connections to provide him to me, don't ya?

Let me know how it's going on this, OK?

Well...lessee....one of my high school buddies and her husband (who's real estate mogul in Austin) have a house *right next door* to your guy.

Want I should make a call????

MAKE THE CALL!!!!!!!!! I knew you would know someone...hahahaha
I was front row at George Strait, and I shook his hand. Can't say it did the same for me that Matthew would! Talk about FLASHING!!!

You know, this is weird.

I'm leaving in the morning to go to South Texas (Columbus) to a funeral. I'm betting my high school buddy is there.

I'll ask. Never hurt to ask, right?

Surely Matthew likes Jimmy.

Surely.

Maybe Jimmy would let him on the stage to play percussion. *In the all together* like when he was busted a few years back!

I can see Jane turning beet red now!

[JanelovesJimmy]

Alright! Here we go!

I've got a request. And since all you fine Texans seem to grant everyone's wish on Hoot Island, I'm gonna give you mine.

Ready?

I want Matthew McConaughey as my tailgating escort for the day (or night). Don't tell my husband........

Anyway, he's a UT grad, and ETP & FP, surely you have the connections to provide him to me, don't ya?

Let me know how it's going on this, OK?

Well...lessee....one of my high school buddies and her husband (who's real estate mogul in Austin) have a house *right next door* to your guy.

Want I should make a call????

MAKE THE CALL!!!!!!!!! I knew you would know someone...hahahaha
I was front row at George Strait, and I shook his hand. Can't say it did the same for me that Matthew would! Talk about FLASHING!!!

You know, this is weird.

I'm leaving in the morning to go to South Texas (Columbus) to a funeral. I'm betting my high school buddy is there.

I'll ask. Never hurt to ask, right?

Surely Matthew likes Jimmy.

Surely.

Maybe Jimmy would let him on the stage to play percussion. *In the all together* like when he was busted a few years back!

I can see Jane turning beet red now!

You know what I'll be dreamin' bout tonight gurl.........

bongos baby.........

just livin'...... L I V I N'

[txaggirl91]

the thought of matthew naked... im all flustered. he has one fine body....

but someone told me he doesnt shower.... said he said that on the barbara walters special.

[East Texas Parrothead]

the thought of matthew naked... im all flustered. he has one fine body....

but someone told me he doesnt shower.... said he said that on the barbara walters special.

I think he said he doesn't use deodorant.

That's okay. We'll send him down the water slide a few times while Auntie spews soapsuds on him. Then, we'll rinse him off in the hot tub.

I'll volunteer to hold the towel.

Ya'll know he's from Longview, right? Longview's about 60 miles east of here.

[txaggirl91]

the thought of matthew naked... im all flustered. he has one fine body....

but someone told me he doesnt shower.... said he said that on the barbara walters special.

I think he said he doesn't use deodorant.

That's okay. We'll send him down the water slide a few times while Auntie spews soapsuds on him. Then, we'll rinse him off in the hot tub.

I'll volunteer to hold the towel.

Ya'll know he's from Longview, right? Longview's about 60 miles east of here.

wasn't there mention of jello pudding earlier?

i would do some jello wrestling if he was involved

[East Texas Parrothead]

the thought of matthew naked... im all flustered. he has one fine body....

but someone told me he doesnt shower.... said he said that on the barbara walters special.

I think he said he doesn't use deodorant.

That's okay. We'll send him down the water slide a few times while Auntie spews soapsuds on him. Then, we'll rinse him off in the hot tub.

I'll volunteer to hold the towel.

Ya'll know he's from Longview, right? Longview's about 60 miles east of here.

wasn't there mention of jello pudding earlier?

i would do some jello wrestling if he was involved

He has to shower first, then wrestle. Then shower. Then wrestle.

He'll need a lot of towels for that.

I have towels.

[spainjane]

I can't help with Matthew, but I have relatives that live down the road from George Strait
Think I should call??

NOW you're talking.

And that emticon is NOT blushing. THAT'S a HOT PHLASH!!!

wETPs!
That'll get SpainJane's vote too!

ooooh, oooooh, OOOOOh, I'M IN!!!!

[phjrsaunt]

the thought of matthew naked... im all flustered. he has one fine body....

but someone told me he doesnt shower.... said he said that on the barbara walters special.

I think he said he doesn't use deodorant.

That's okay. We'll send him down the water slide a few times while Auntie spews soapsuds on him. Then, we'll rinse him off in the hot tub.

I'll volunteer to hold the towel.

Ya'll know he's from Longview, right? Longview's about 60 miles east of here.

OH dear..............

[surprise#3]

Back on topic. OK?

[East Texas Parrothead]

Back on topic. OK?

Matthew IS the topic tonight.

Unless you care to *reveal* yourself.

[txaggirl91]

Back on topic. OK?

if you have abs like matthew, we would be happy to talk about you

[East Texas Parrothead]

Back on topic. OK?

if you have abs like matthew, we would be happy to talk about you

Ah, there's a clue hidden somewhere in that post.

We'll find out who you are yet, my pretty. And your little number three, too.