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phjrsaunt wrote:In just three weeks from today, we'll be on Hoot Island right now!

I've been in the dentist's chair all (and I do mean ALL) morning...what'd I miss?

You were volunteered for naked jello wrestling in the 8ft pool

Four Play wrote:

phjrsaunt wrote:In just three weeks from today, we'll be on Hoot Island right now!

I've been in the dentist's chair all (and I do mean ALL) morning...what'd I miss?

You were volunteered for naked jello wrestling in the 8ft pool

Okay. No problem. Bet you didn't know I was the coed naked Jello wresting champeen of Longwood College back in nineteen eighty.....somthing. I look best in Jello instant chocolate pudding.

(or was that coed mud volleyball at Longwood.....hmmm.....)

phjrsaunt wrote:It will be a nice day on Hoot Island. I have spoken.

She who must be obeyed.

phjrsaunt wrote:

Four Play wrote:

phjrsaunt wrote:In just three weeks from today, we'll be on Hoot Island right now!

I've been in the dentist's chair all (and I do mean ALL) morning...what'd I miss?

You were volunteered for naked jello wrestling in the 8ft pool

Okay. No problem. Bet you didn't know I was the coed naked Jello wresting champeen of Longwood College back in nineteen eighty.....somthing. I look best in Jello instant chocolate pudding.

(or was that coed mud volleyball at Longwood.....hmmm.....)

OK Hoot Islanders - the gauntlet has been thrown down. Who is our first challenger?

ladyparrothead wrote:It sure got real quiet here

Someone said NOT to get TOO anxious.

ladyparrothead wrote:It sure got real quiet here

I can't talk. My mouth is still tired from being at the dentist all morning.

phjrsaunt wrote:

ladyparrothead wrote:It sure got real quiet here

I can't talk. My mouth is still tired from being at the dentist all morning.

Spew. So spewing Coke on the monitor!

PHarmGirl wrote:

phjrsaunt wrote:It will be a nice day on Hoot Island. I have spoken.

Thanks, Auntie, for taking care of that for us - the rain gods shall listen!

Hi, PharmGirl!!! Good to see you around.

...and hope you are doing ok, Auntie! Yikes! All morning in the dentist chair.

conched wrote:

PHarmGirl wrote:

phjrsaunt wrote:It will be a nice day on Hoot Island. I have spoken.

Thanks, Auntie, for taking care of that for us - the rain gods shall listen!

Hi, PharmGirl!!! Good to see you around.

...and hope you are doing ok, Auntie! Yikes! All morning in the dentist chair.

Literally all morning. Four hours. Thank GOD for Valium and nitrous oxide! I'm okay, just tired.

phjrsaunt wrote:

Four Play wrote:

phjrsaunt wrote:In just three weeks from today, we'll be on Hoot Island right now!

I've been in the dentist's chair all (and I do mean ALL) morning...what'd I miss?

You were volunteered for naked jello wrestling in the 8ft pool

Okay. No problem. Bet you didn't know I was the coed naked Jello wresting champeen of Longwood College back in nineteen eighty.....somthing. I look best in Jello instant chocolate pudding.

(or was that coed mud volleyball at Longwood.....hmmm.....)

might as well post the pictures and let the audience decide. It's the only fair thing to do.

RinglingRingling wrote:

phjrsaunt wrote:

Four Play wrote:

phjrsaunt wrote:In just three weeks from today, we'll be on Hoot Island right now!

I've been in the dentist's chair all (and I do mean ALL) morning...what'd I miss?

You were volunteered for naked jello wrestling in the 8ft pool

Okay. No problem. Bet you didn't know I was the coed naked Jello wresting champeen of Longwood College back in nineteen eighty.....somthing. I look best in Jello instant chocolate pudding.

(or was that coed mud volleyball at Longwood.....hmmm.....)

might as well post the pictures and let the audience decide. It's the only fair thing to do.

I second the motion!

ladyparrothead wrote:It sure got real quiet here

Was it something I said?
I guess we could make it half-naked since some folks are bringing kids and all.
In Galveston I've seen them use 10-gallon buckets of pudding and pour it on tarps out on the beach. The cops came by on 4-wheelers and just watched. How many buckets do you think we'll need?

frognot wrote:

RinglingRingling wrote:

phjrsaunt wrote:

Four Play wrote:

phjrsaunt wrote:In just three weeks from today, we'll be on Hoot Island right now!

I've been in the dentist's chair all (and I do mean ALL) morning...what'd I miss?

You were volunteered for naked jello wrestling in the 8ft pool

Okay. No problem. Bet you didn't know I was the coed naked Jello wresting champeen of Longwood College back in nineteen eighty.....somthing. I look best in Jello instant chocolate pudding.

(or was that coed mud volleyball at Longwood.....hmmm.....)

might as well post the pictures and let the audience decide. It's the only fair thing to do.

I second the motion!

Darlings, THOSE pictures have LONG SINCE been locked away!!

Four Play wrote:

ladyparrothead wrote:It sure got real quiet here

Was it something I said?
I guess we could make it half-naked since some folks are bringing kids and all.
In Galveston I've seen them use 10-gallon buckets of pudding and pour it on tarps out on the beach. The cops came by on 4-wheelers and just watched. How many buckets do you think we'll need?

don't know but I wanna see guys wrestle in pudding for a change!

Flight and Hotel are CONFIRMED. This is really happening!!!!

We're goin' to the big D, DO mean Dallas!!! WOO HOOOO!!!

Just gotta get that lack of ticket problem solved

I John McEnery accept the Waiver form below

Waiver Form
Like any good party should, this party has its own waiver form. To acknowledge your consent and release of liabliltiy, simply quote this waiver form (unedited) and type "I accept" in the public forum.

HOOT ISLAND 2006 DALLAS TAILGATE PARTY
WAIVER AND RELEASE FROM LIABILITY

I, ________________________, the undersigned, on behalf of myself, my heirs and next of kin, personal representative, agents, insurers, successors and assigns (all hereinafter "Releasors") hereby FOREVER RELEASE, DISCHARGE AND COVENANT NOT TO SUE THE HOSTS OF THE HOOT ISLAND 2006 DALLAS TAILGATE PARTY, its insurers, its invited guests, and any and all participants, officials, referees, sponsors, advertisers, local organizing committees (all hereinafter "Releasees") from any and all liabilities, claims, demands, causes of action or losses of any kind or nature, past, present or future, direct or consequential that I may hereafter have for PERSONAL INJURY, PERMANENT, TEMPORARY, TOTAL OR PARTIAL DISABILITY, DISFIGUREMENT, PARALYSIS AND ANY OTHER LOSSES OR DAMAGES TO PERSON OR PROPERTY OR DEATH, arising out of my participation in, attendance at or traveling to and from the HOOT ISLAND 2006 DALLAS TAILGATE PARTY including, but not limited to, LOSSES CAUSED BY THE PASSIVE OR ACTIVE NEGLIGENCE OF THE RELEASEES, or hidden, latent or obvious defects in the facilities or equipment used.

I ACKNOWLEDGE THAT I HAVE HAD SUFFICIENT OPPORTUNITY TO REVIEW THE PROVISIONS OF THIS DOCUMENT AND UNDERSTAND ITS PURPOSE, MEANING AND INTENT.

Participant's Signature ____________________
Print Name ___John McEnery_________________
Date __4/7/06_________

Signature of Parent or Legal Guardian ________________
Relationship to Minor ____________________
Date ___________
_________________
Hoot Island - Dallas 2006
Party At The End Of The Parking Lot

phjrsaunt wrote:

frognot wrote:

RinglingRingling wrote:

phjrsaunt wrote:

Four Play wrote:

phjrsaunt wrote:In just three weeks from today, we'll be on Hoot Island right now!

I've been in the dentist's chair all (and I do mean ALL) morning...what'd I miss?

You were volunteered for naked jello wrestling in the 8ft pool

Okay. No problem. Bet you didn't know I was the coed naked Jello wresting champeen of Longwood College back in nineteen eighty.....somthing. I look best in Jello instant chocolate pudding.

(or was that coed mud volleyball at Longwood.....hmmm.....)

might as well post the pictures and let the audience decide. It's the only fair thing to do.

I second the motion!

Darlings, THOSE pictures have LONG SINCE been locked away!!

we promise no one will see them...

phjrsaunt wrote:In just three weeks from today, we'll be on Hoot Island right now!

I've been in the dentist's chair all (and I do mean ALL) morning...what'd I miss?

After the day I've had - would have to think I'd rather been in the dentist chair

BUT am ready for some PHUN - can't wait looking forward to meeting everyone and stealing some of buddy bear's moonshine!