Harry_Fins wrote:
My personal reaction was ICK!
(cue patriotic music)
Your reaction may have been ICK, but do not forget it is Frank's God-given right as an American to be able to enjoy swallowing whatever he so desires - be it hard, soft, big, small, long, short, black, white, gooey or dry. It is this kind of freedom that makes this country the greatest land in the world.
I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men who swallow are created equal."
I have a dream that one day on the green hills of Pennsylvannia, the sons of former swallowers and the sons of former non swallowers will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood.
I have a dream that Frank's future children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the gooiness of what they swallow but by the content of their character.
I have a dream today!
