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Posted: July 27, 2007 2:49 pm
by CapnK
tikitatas wrote:A rhinoceros has a whole day of foreplay.
:o :o :o
so that's why the poachers want the poor rhinocero's horns.

Posted: July 27, 2007 6:10 pm
by Bubbaphan
A recent study was made to determine what days men preferred having sex. It was found that men preferred to engage in sexual activity on days that begin with a "T."

Tuesday
Thursday
Thanksgiving
Today
Tomorrow
Thaturday & Thunday

Posted: July 31, 2007 1:56 pm
by CaptainP
It is illegal for tourists to enter Mexico with more than 2 CDs.

Posted: July 31, 2007 1:57 pm
by CaptainP
Bananas aren't fruit.

Posted: July 31, 2007 1:57 pm
by CaptainP
Volleyball is the most popular sport in nudist colonies

Posted: July 31, 2007 1:58 pm
by CaptainP
A watermelon is a vegetable, not a fruit.

Posted: July 31, 2007 1:58 pm
by CaptainP
Koala bears are not bears

Posted: August 1, 2007 9:53 am
by CapnK
CaptainP wrote:Volleyball is the most popular sport in nudist colonies
it barely edged out tackle football.

Posted: August 1, 2007 10:02 am
by 12vmanRick
I scrolled through most pages and there is a lot of duplication. I hope this isn't one.

Humming birds are called that because their wings make a humming sound and they are the only birds that can "hover"

Posted: August 3, 2007 11:53 am
by CaptainP
The Mt Rushmore monument was never finished. Lincoln is missing an ear.

Posted: August 3, 2007 11:53 am
by CaptainP
Drinking milk can give a person a BAC of as high as .02

Posted: August 3, 2007 11:54 am
by CaptainP
By law, all taxis in Washington DC must carry a broom and a shovel.

Posted: August 3, 2007 11:54 am
by CaptainP
Some oysters can climb trees

Posted: August 3, 2007 11:55 am
by CaptainP
The original name of St. Paul, MN was "Pigs Eye"

Posted: August 3, 2007 11:56 am
by CaptainP
During his lifetime, the average man removes 28 feet of hair by shaving

Posted: August 3, 2007 11:57 am
by CaptainP
Kool-Aid is the official state beverage of Nebraska

Posted: August 3, 2007 12:00 pm
by drunkpirate66
CaptainP wrote:Some oysters can climb trees

that one I knew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: August 3, 2007 12:00 pm
by CaptainP
Russian Premier Vladamir Putin sued the filmmakers of "Harry Potter" because he thought Dobby the Elf looked like him.

Posted: August 3, 2007 12:05 pm
by CaptainP
Buenaventura is the wettest recorded place on the planet. It averages 267" of rain per year.

I'm guessing they aren't including OCEANS in this....

Posted: August 3, 2007 12:06 pm
by CaptainP
The coconut crab is the largest land invertibrate.