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Posted: March 10, 2006 1:47 pm
by El mojito
Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury

Posted: March 10, 2006 1:48 pm
by Burny Charles
it takes more time to say www than it does to say world wide web.

Posted: March 10, 2006 1:48 pm
by El mojito
Men can read smaller
print than women can; women can hear better

Posted: March 10, 2006 1:49 pm
by CaptainP
Thomas Jefferson and John Adams died on the same day.
That day was July 4th, 1826, the 50th birthday of the United States.


George "Papa Bear" Halas played for the Yankees the year before Babe Ruth joined them.


Bamboo is the world's fastest growing grass.

Posted: March 10, 2006 1:49 pm
by El mojito
It is impossible to lick your elbow.

Posted: March 10, 2006 1:50 pm
by El mojito
The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28%

( now get this...)

The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%

Posted: March 10, 2006 1:50 pm
by Burny Charles
El mojito wrote:It is impossible to lick your elbow.
oh that explains it...

Posted: March 10, 2006 1:50 pm
by CaptainP
El mojito wrote:It is impossible to lick your elbow.
Depends on how long your tongue is.... :wink:

Posted: March 10, 2006 1:51 pm
by El mojito
Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:

Spades - King David,

Hearts - Charlemagne,

Clubs -Alexander, the Great

Diamonds - Julius Caesar

Posted: March 10, 2006 1:51 pm
by CaptainP
El mojito wrote: The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%
Canada

Posted: March 10, 2006 1:51 pm
by El mojito
This Fun :lol: :P :P

Posted: March 10, 2006 1:53 pm
by El mojito
If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?

A. One thousand

Posted: March 10, 2006 1:55 pm
by El mojito
Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt.

Posted: March 10, 2006 1:56 pm
by balcony girls
El mojito wrote:If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?

A. One thousand
that one got a " wow " out of me . .

:o

Posted: March 10, 2006 1:56 pm
by pbans
An idea for jello shots perhaps?

The Uape Indians, who live in the Amazon, mix the ashes of their recently cremated relatives with alcohol, then all members of the family drink the mix with fond memories of the deceased.

Posted: March 10, 2006 1:57 pm
by El mojito
It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month we know today as the honeymoon.


At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.

Posted: March 10, 2006 1:57 pm
by balcony girls
pbans wrote:An idea for jello shots perhaps?

The Uape Indians, who live in the Amazon, mix the ashes of their recently cremated relatives with alcohol, then all members of the family drink the mix with fond memories of the deceased.
that one got a " ewwww " out of me . .

:lol:

Posted: March 10, 2006 1:58 pm
by El mojito
Wow am going to take a lunch brake :lol:

Posted: March 10, 2006 2:01 pm
by El mojito
Percentage of American men who say they would marry the same woman
if they had it to do all over again: 80%
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Percentage of American women who say they'd marry the same man if
they had it to do all over again: 50%

Posted: March 10, 2006 2:01 pm
by balcony girls
mini-quiz. .

what three letter word . .single syllable . . that contains 2 vowels . . by adding a third vowel . .becomes a three syllable word. . ? ?

:wink: . .answer below. . hidden in white type . .

. . .are / area . . .

:wink: