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CaptainP
Last Man Standing
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by CaptainP » April 26, 2006 5:15 pm
Cleopatra wasn't Egyptian; she was Greek.
CaptainP
Last Man Standing
Posts: 33072 Joined: April 12, 2003 12:16 pm
Favorite Buffett Song: OPH
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Location: The Far Side Of The Living Room
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by CaptainP » April 26, 2006 5:35 pm
In Florida, It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
bravedave
At the Bama Breeze
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by bravedave » April 26, 2006 5:56 pm
CaptainP wrote: A married man is four times more likely to die during sex if his partner isn’t his wife.
Especially if...
A) his wife owns a pistol, or...
B) his partner's husband does.
“Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.”
- Kaiser Welhelm
"The call is a loud wulli-wulli, and there is much twittering at the drinking holes."
PIA
Here We Are
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Location: Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams, telling myself it's not as hard as it seems.
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by PIA » April 26, 2006 6:05 pm
a ducks quack doesn't echo and no one knows why
PIA
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Favorite Buffett Song: Tampico Trauma
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Location: Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams, telling myself it's not as hard as it seems.
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by PIA » April 26, 2006 6:06 pm
Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
PIA
Here We Are
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Favorite Buffett Song: Tampico Trauma
Number of Concerts: 12
Favorite Boat Drink: Capt n Coke
Location: Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams, telling myself it's not as hard as it seems.
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by PIA » April 26, 2006 6:07 pm
The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for Blood plasma.
longlinergirl
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by longlinergirl » April 26, 2006 6:09 pm
Someone said earlier about a persons hair and nails growing after death...thats not true. Your body shrinks (something about dying cells, I don't remember now) causing it to look like the hair and nails are longer.
Eat seafood? Use bait? Thank a commercial fisherman.
"Miami has the Dolphins, the greatest football team..."
Q:"What is with this Parrothead phenomenon"?
A:"Its like AA, but in reverse"
CaptainP
Last Man Standing
Posts: 33072 Joined: April 12, 2003 12:16 pm
Favorite Buffett Song: OPH
Number of Concerts: 40
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Location: The Far Side Of The Living Room
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by CaptainP » April 26, 2006 6:09 pm
A baboon called Jackie became a private in the South African army in World War I.
CaptainP
Last Man Standing
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by CaptainP » April 26, 2006 6:10 pm
An average adult produces about half a liter of flatulent gas per day, resulting in an average of about fourteen occurrences of flatulence a day.
PIA
Here We Are
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by PIA » April 26, 2006 6:12 pm
Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.
CaptainP
Last Man Standing
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Favorite Buffett Song: OPH
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Location: The Far Side Of The Living Room
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by CaptainP » April 26, 2006 6:12 pm
Honey is the only food that will not spoil.
CaptainP
Last Man Standing
Posts: 33072 Joined: April 12, 2003 12:16 pm
Favorite Buffett Song: OPH
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Location: The Far Side Of The Living Room
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by CaptainP » April 26, 2006 6:12 pm
Dandelion root can be roasted and ground as a coffee substitute.
PIA
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Favorite Boat Drink: Capt n Coke
Location: Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams, telling myself it's not as hard as it seems.
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by PIA » April 26, 2006 6:12 pm
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.
CaptainP
Last Man Standing
Posts: 33072 Joined: April 12, 2003 12:16 pm
Favorite Buffett Song: OPH
Number of Concerts: 40
Favorite Boat Drink: Delicious Trappist Ales
Location: The Far Side Of The Living Room
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by CaptainP » April 26, 2006 6:13 pm
Bamboo plants can grow up to 36 inches in a day
CaptainP
Last Man Standing
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Favorite Buffett Song: OPH
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Location: The Far Side Of The Living Room
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by CaptainP » April 26, 2006 6:13 pm
Bamboo is a grass.
PIA
Here We Are
Posts: 9527 Joined: April 3, 2006 3:50 pm
Favorite Buffett Song: Tampico Trauma
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Favorite Boat Drink: Capt n Coke
Location: Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams, telling myself it's not as hard as it seems.
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by PIA » April 26, 2006 6:13 pm
Walt Disney was afraid of mice
CaptainP
Last Man Standing
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Favorite Buffett Song: OPH
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by CaptainP » April 26, 2006 6:13 pm
New Jersey was originally called Albania.
PIA
Here We Are
Posts: 9527 Joined: April 3, 2006 3:50 pm
Favorite Buffett Song: Tampico Trauma
Number of Concerts: 12
Favorite Boat Drink: Capt n Coke
Location: Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams, telling myself it's not as hard as it seems.
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by PIA » April 26, 2006 6:14 pm
PIA
Here We Are
Posts: 9527 Joined: April 3, 2006 3:50 pm
Favorite Buffett Song: Tampico Trauma
Number of Concerts: 12
Favorite Boat Drink: Capt n Coke
Location: Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams, telling myself it's not as hard as it seems.
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by PIA » April 26, 2006 6:14 pm
Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
CaptainP
Last Man Standing
Posts: 33072 Joined: April 12, 2003 12:16 pm
Favorite Buffett Song: OPH
Number of Concerts: 40
Favorite Boat Drink: Delicious Trappist Ales
Location: The Far Side Of The Living Room
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by CaptainP » April 26, 2006 6:15 pm
The flea can jump 350 times its body length, that is like a human jumping the length of a football field.