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Posted: March 10, 2006 2:02 pm
by LIPH
El mojito wrote:It is impossible to lick your elbow.
How many people just tried?
Posted: March 10, 2006 2:02 pm
by El mojito
The airplane Buddy Holly died in was the "American Pie." (Thus the
name of the Don McLean song.)
Posted: March 10, 2006 2:06 pm
by CaptainP
LIPH wrote:El mojito wrote:It is impossible to lick your elbow.
How many people just tried?
I can. I have a really long tongue.
Posted: March 10, 2006 2:07 pm
by buffettbride
Posted: March 10, 2006 2:32 pm
by rsgeist
CaptainP wrote:LIPH wrote:El mojito wrote:It is impossible to lick your elbow.
How many people just tried?
I can. I have a really long tongue.
Maybe the restaurant biz isn't the best use of your .... um .... "talents".

Posted: March 10, 2006 2:34 pm
by El mojito
The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one mile in every
five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as
airstrips in times of war or other emergencies.
Posted: March 10, 2006 2:35 pm
by CaptainP
rsgeist wrote:CaptainP wrote:LIPH wrote:El mojito wrote:It is impossible to lick your elbow.
How many people just tried?
I can. I have a really long tongue.
Maybe the restaurant biz isn't the best use of your .... um .... "talents".

Sure! I can clean the ketchup bottles without tools...

Posted: March 11, 2006 11:06 am
by Island_Lullaby
rsgeist wrote:Island_Lullaby wrote:40% of women have hurled footwear at a man.
40% of men have hurled after a woman removed her shoes.

Posted: March 11, 2006 11:21 am
by Lundah
pbans wrote:An idea for jello shots perhaps?
The Uape Indians, who live in the Amazon, mix the ashes of their recently cremated relatives with alcohol, then all members of the family drink the mix with fond memories of the deceased.
I gotta write that one into my will....
Posted: March 11, 2006 9:11 pm
by Island_Lullaby
I just passed another kidney stone
Posted: March 11, 2006 9:14 pm
by ragtopW
On any given day someone on BN asks a Stupid question.
Posted: April 20, 2006 12:15 pm
by thegoatgod
If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
Posted: April 20, 2006 12:31 pm
by Anne Bonny
Posted: April 20, 2006 12:38 pm
by Anne Bonny
Posted: April 20, 2006 12:40 pm
by job41475
Famed Racehorse "Man O'War" won ever race he entered except one ( 20 of 21 races) and that one was won by a horse named "Upset" which is where the term pulling an upset comes from.
P.S. This fact was from the HBO special "Assume the position" with Robert Wuhl which I recomend if you get a chance to see it.
Posted: April 20, 2006 12:42 pm
by LIPH
If you have a dark color car, birds will bombard it with white poop.
If you have a light color car, birds will bombard it with technicolor poop.
Posted: April 20, 2006 12:42 pm
by thegoatgod
Dragon boat racing is the 8th most popular sport in the world!
What the hell is Dragon boat racing?
Posted: April 20, 2006 12:43 pm
by Burny Charles
I think its boats that look like dragons.
Posted: April 20, 2006 12:44 pm
by Lightning Bolt
Chickens have no lips
Ice Cream has no bones
hey, that's th' fact... jack

Posted: April 20, 2006 12:45 pm
by thegoatgod
Burny Charles wrote:I think its boats that look like dragons.
Well don't I just feel stupid for not figureing that one out.
