Happy St. Paddy's Day (1)

SeattleParrotHead · Post by **SeattleParrotHead** » March 17, 2006 2:05 pm

Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?"

The man said, "I do Father."

The priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall."

Then the priest asked the second man, "Do you want to go to heaven?"

"Certainly, Father," was the man's reply.

"Then stand over there against the wall," said the priest.

Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and said, "Do you want to go to heaven? O'Toole said, "No, I don't Father.

The priest said, "I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?"

O'Toole said, "Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now."

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » March 18, 2006 7:41 pm

unclejohn · Post by **unclejohn** » March 26, 2006 7:16 pm

tdparrothead · Post by **tdparrothead** » March 26, 2006 10:43 pm

st.somewhere · Post by **st.somewhere** » March 26, 2006 11:07 pm

I don't get it...? Why was he telling them to go stand against the wall? This joke isn't funny!!! Why are you all laughing!!!!!