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[ragtopW]

Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter. Right
in front of him, on the White House lawn, he sees "The President Must Go"
written in urine across the snow. Well, old Bill is pretty ticked off. He storms
into his security staff’s HQ, and yells "Somebody wrote a threat in the snow on
the front damn lawn! And they wrote it in urine! Son-of-a-b**** had to be
standing right on the porch when he did it! Where were you guys?" The security
guys stay silent and stare ashamedly at the floor. Bill hollers "Well dammit,
don’t just sit there! Get out and FIND OUT WHO DID IT! I want an answer, and I
want it TONIGHT!" The entire staff immediately jumps up and races for the exits.
Later that evening, his chief security officer approaches him and says, "Well
Mr. President, we have some bad news and we have some really bad news. Which do
you want first?" Clinton says "Oh hell, give me the bad news first." The officer
says, "Well, we took a sample of the urine and tested it. The results just came
back, and it was Al Gore’s urine." Clinton says "Oh my god, I feel so... so...
betrayed! My own Vice President! Damn.... Well, what’s the really bad news?" The
officer replies, "Well sir, it’s Hillary’s handwriting”.

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[unclejohn]