bible stories

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LOT'S WIFE
The Sunday School teacher was describing how Lot's
wife looked back and turned into a pillar of salt,
when little Johnny interrupted, "My mom looked back
once, while she was DRIVING," he announced
triumphantly, "and she turned into a telephone pole!"


SUNDAY SCHOOL
A Sunday school teacher was telling her class the
story of the Good Samaritan, in which a man was
beaten, robbed and left for dead. She described the
situation in vivid detail so her students would catch
the drama. Then, she asked the class, "If you saw a
person lying on the roadside, all wounded and
bleeding, what would you do?"
A thoughtful little girl broke the hushed silence, "I
think I'd throw up."



DID NOAH FISH?
A Sunday school teacher asked, "Johnny, do you think
Noah did a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark?"
"No," replied Johnny. "How could he, with just two
worms."



HIGHER POWER
A Sunday school teacher said to her children, "We have
been learning how powerful kings and queens were in
Bible times. But, there is a higher power. Can anybody
tell me what it is?"
One child blurted out, "Aces"!

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