The Midget...

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The Midget...

Post by Prthd119 »

A midget in Texas went to his doctor because his testicles ached almost all of the time. The doctor told him to stand on the examining table and drop his pants. The doc put one finger under the midget's left testicle and told him to turn his head and cough - the usual method to check for a hernia. "Hmmm", mumbled the doc as he put his finger under the other testicle, he asked the midget to cough again, "Hmmm, I see the problem," said the doctor and reached for his surgical scissors. Snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip on the right side, then snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, on the left side.

The midget was so scared he was afr!aid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the midget to hop down off the table, pull his pants up, and then walk around and see if his testicles still ached. The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around the doc's office and discovered his testicles were no longer aching. The midget said, "That's perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it! What did you do?"

The Doctor replied, "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots."
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:o :o :o :o
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol:

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Post by RinglingRingling »

when I saw the title of the thread, and the creator... :D
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by ladyparrothead »

RinglingRingling wrote:when I saw the title of the thread, and the creator... :D
I figured you couldn't resist! :lol:
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:lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol:
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