Who wears the pants?

[tikitatas]

A young couple were in their honeymoon suite
on their wedding night. As they undressed for bed,
the husband, who was a big burly guy, tossed his
pants to his bride and said, "Here, put these on."

She put them on and the waist was twice the size
of her body. "I can't wear your pants," she said.

"That's right and don't forget it," said the husband.
"I'm the man in this family."

Unflustered, she flipped him her panties and said,
"Try these on." He tried them on and found he could
only get them on as far as his kneecaps.

He said, "Whoa, I can't get into your pants!"

She said, "That's right, and that's the way it's
going to be until your attitude changes!"

[tdparrothead]

[ragtopW]

too right..