Have you ever lived alone?

[buffettbride]

that is hysterical

That's my 'lil miss magic.

She's quite the princess.

[buffettbride]

is it too much to ask your children not to annoy the crap out of each other at the dinner table?

Dave, I thought that was one of the joys of being a breeder...

No. That's food-throwing, milk-spilling, and peas-up-the-nosing.

don't forget about 2 years not wanting to eat when it's meal time and whining to get down the entire time.......

that must be 'lil david. 'cause i'm sure ryan never misses a meal. we're mean parents and make victoria sit at the table until EVERYONE is done eating. that helped curb the whining to get up thingie.

[LESTERPOLYESTER]

is it too much to ask your children not to annoy the crap out of each other at the dinner table?

sounds like me and my brother.... it will not get better.. he is 17.. I am 25... when eating together we still harass each other unmercifuly

Speaking of unmerciful... thank GOD this didn't happen at the dinner table, but last night Victoria was playing on the living room floor with Tony. A very distinct fart same came from out of no where. Victoria said "ewwww TONY!!!"

And I asked, "Victoria, was that you or your brother."

"Mom, that was Tony."

<louder, deeper, fart sound>

"That was me."

I 'bout died.

thats great!!! Your daughter gets cooler every story I hear!

Yeah. That story edges out the first few weeks when we got our new kitchen table with a bench for one side. The sound resonates quite nicely, so she saved them all up to let loose on the bench. I swear my neighbors could hear.

We call it the church-pew effect.

our kids will get along great! we have a "no farting around grandma" rule when my moher in law comes over.

[Crzy]

is it too much to ask your children not to annoy the crap out of each other at the dinner table?

sounds like me and my brother.... it will not get better.. he is 17.. I am 25... when eating together we still harass each other unmercifuly

Speaking of unmerciful... thank GOD this didn't happen at the dinner table, but last night Victoria was playing on the living room floor with Tony. A very distinct fart same came from out of no where. Victoria said "ewwww TONY!!!"

And I asked, "Victoria, was that you or your brother."

"Mom, that was Tony."

<louder, deeper, fart sound>

"That was me."

I 'bout died.

thats great!!! Your daughter gets cooler every story I hear!

Yeah. That story edges out the first few weeks when we got our new kitchen table with a bench for one side. The sound resonates quite nicely, so she saved them all up to let loose on the bench. I swear my neighbors could hear.

We call it the church-pew effect.

now we all know that you have perfect manners.. where did she learn this type of behavior...

[buffettbride]

is it too much to ask your children not to annoy the crap out of each other at the dinner table?

sounds like me and my brother.... it will not get better.. he is 17.. I am 25... when eating together we still harass each other unmercifuly

Speaking of unmerciful... thank GOD this didn't happen at the dinner table, but last night Victoria was playing on the living room floor with Tony. A very distinct fart same came from out of no where. Victoria said "ewwww TONY!!!"

And I asked, "Victoria, was that you or your brother."

"Mom, that was Tony."

<louder, deeper, fart sound>

"That was me."

I 'bout died.

thats great!!! Your daughter gets cooler every story I hear!

Yeah. That story edges out the first few weeks when we got our new kitchen table with a bench for one side. The sound resonates quite nicely, so she saved them all up to let loose on the bench. I swear my neighbors could hear.

We call it the church-pew effect.

now we all know that you have perfect manners.. where did she learn this type of behavior...

it's funny you mention that. 'cause as soon as that story happened, i turned immediately and blamed my husband.

[LESTERPOLYESTER]

is it too much to ask your children not to annoy the crap out of each other at the dinner table?

Dave, I thought that was one of the joys of being a breeder...

No. That's food-throwing, milk-spilling, and peas-up-the-nosing.

don't forget about 2 years not wanting to eat when it's meal time and whining to get down the entire time.......

that must be 'lil david. 'cause i'm sure ryan never misses a meal. we're mean parents and make victoria sit at the table until EVERYONE is done eating. that helped curb the whining to get up thingie.

no it's actually ryan believe it or not.....my mom stuffs him full all day long and then doesn't want to eat at dinner time. it's amazing the 2 days a week he is in preschool he eats dinner well.

[Crzy]

it's funny you mention that. 'cause as soon as that story happened, i turned immediately and blamed my husband.

lol.. that will be me and Mike..

and we will have the not around grandma rule...

[buffettbride]

is it too much to ask your children not to annoy the crap out of each other at the dinner table?

Dave, I thought that was one of the joys of being a breeder...

No. That's food-throwing, milk-spilling, and peas-up-the-nosing.

don't forget about 2 years not wanting to eat when it's meal time and whining to get down the entire time.......

that must be 'lil david. 'cause i'm sure ryan never misses a meal. we're mean parents and make victoria sit at the table until EVERYONE is done eating. that helped curb the whining to get up thingie.

no it's actually ryan believe it or not.....my mom stuffs him full all day long and then doesn't want to eat at dinner time. it's amazing the 2 days a week he is in preschool he eats dinner well.

for real???

when tony gets home from day care at 5pm (his last snack is at 3) he'll usually s*** down a cup of milk or apple juice plus 2 containers of yogurt or applesauce, some crackers, and some cheese. he's usually begging for more yogurt.

we eat dinner around 6:30 and then it's a meat/potato-rice/veggie plus another glass of milk. there's very few nights that he doesn't clear his plate and he'll eat 1/2 a hamburger, an adult-portion of veggies, and about a 1/2 of whatever starch we're serving.

he's a beast!!

[Coconuts]

Thanks you guys. I thought I might have to babysit to get over the cuteness of babies, but that was all I really needed!

[buffettbride]

it's funny you mention that. 'cause as soon as that story happened, i turned immediately and blamed my husband.

lol.. that will be me and Mike..

and we will have the not around grandma rule...

well, of course!! it's especially funny since grampa has lost his hearing and evidently also control of his anus 'cause he farts and doesn't even know it. i guess when you're 80, that's allowed.

[Crzy]

Dave, I thought that was one of the joys of being a breeder...

No. That's food-throwing, milk-spilling, and peas-up-the-nosing.

don't forget about 2 years not wanting to eat when it's meal time and whining to get down the entire time.......

that must be 'lil david. 'cause i'm sure ryan never misses a meal. we're mean parents and make victoria sit at the table until EVERYONE is done eating. that helped curb the whining to get up thingie.

no it's actually ryan believe it or not.....my mom stuffs him full all day long and then doesn't want to eat at dinner time. it's amazing the 2 days a week he is in preschool he eats dinner well.

for real???

when tony gets home from day care at 5pm (his last snack is at 3) he'll usually s*** down a cup of milk or apple juice plus 2 containers of yogurt or applesauce, some crackers, and some cheese. he's usually begging for more yogurt.

we eat dinner around 6:30 and then it's a meat/potato-rice/veggie plus another glass of milk. there's very few nights that he doesn't clear his plate and he'll eat 1/2 a hamburger, an adult-portion of veggies, and about a 1/2 of whatever starch we're serving.

he's a beast!!

your kid eats like my little brother did... it gets expensive!

[buffettbride]

Thanks you guys. I thought I might have to babysit to get over the cuteness of babies, but that was all I really needed!

Mallory and Dave are the poster children for why birth control is important.

[buffettbride]

No. That's food-throwing, milk-spilling, and peas-up-the-nosing.

don't forget about 2 years not wanting to eat when it's meal time and whining to get down the entire time.......

that must be 'lil david. 'cause i'm sure ryan never misses a meal. we're mean parents and make victoria sit at the table until EVERYONE is done eating. that helped curb the whining to get up thingie.

no it's actually ryan believe it or not.....my mom stuffs him full all day long and then doesn't want to eat at dinner time. it's amazing the 2 days a week he is in preschool he eats dinner well.

for real???

when tony gets home from day care at 5pm (his last snack is at 3) he'll usually s*** down a cup of milk or apple juice plus 2 containers of yogurt or applesauce, some crackers, and some cheese. he's usually begging for more yogurt.

we eat dinner around 6:30 and then it's a meat/potato-rice/veggie plus another glass of milk. there's very few nights that he doesn't clear his plate and he'll eat 1/2 a hamburger, an adult-portion of veggies, and about a 1/2 of whatever starch we're serving.

he's a beast!!

your kid eats like my little brother did... it gets expensive!

We're thinking we might invest in some farm land, dairy cows, and some chickens.

We already go through 3 gallons of milk a week and that's just Victoria, Matt, and Tony 'cause I don't touch the stuff.

[Crzy]

Thanks you guys. I thought I might have to babysit to get over the cuteness of babies, but that was all I really needed!

Mallory and Dave are the poster children for why birth control is important.

p.s. - Mal.. 45 to go

[buffettbride]

Thanks you guys. I thought I might have to babysit to get over the cuteness of babies, but that was all I really needed!

Mallory and Dave are the poster children for why birth control is important.

p.s. - Mal.. 45 to go

59 for you.

[Crzy]

I think I have posted more in the last 2 days then I typically do in a month

[LESTERPOLYESTER]

Dave, I thought that was one of the joys of being a breeder...

No. That's food-throwing, milk-spilling, and peas-up-the-nosing.

don't forget about 2 years not wanting to eat when it's meal time and whining to get down the entire time.......

that must be 'lil david. 'cause i'm sure ryan never misses a meal. we're mean parents and make victoria sit at the table until EVERYONE is done eating. that helped curb the whining to get up thingie.

no it's actually ryan believe it or not.....my mom stuffs him full all day long and then doesn't want to eat at dinner time. it's amazing the 2 days a week he is in preschool he eats dinner well.

for real???

when tony gets home from day care at 5pm (his last snack is at 3) he'll usually s*** down a cup of milk or apple juice plus 2 containers of yogurt or applesauce, some crackers, and some cheese. he's usually begging for more yogurt.

we eat dinner around 6:30 and then it's a meat/potato-rice/veggie plus another glass of milk. there's very few nights that he doesn't clear his plate and he'll eat 1/2 a hamburger, an adult-portion of veggies, and about a 1/2 of whatever starch we're serving.

he's a beast!!

he snacks too much when he's with my mom. when he's hungry he will eat a lot, but it's not always the case. And yes, litle David is a pita when he finishes and other people are still eating.

[buffettbride]

I think I have posted more in the last 2 days then I typically do in a month

I think so too! You're doin' good kiddo. It's fun to have you around.

[Crzy]

I think I have posted more in the last 2 days then I typically do in a month

I think so too! You're doin' good kiddo. It's fun to have you around.

Thanks!!

[LESTERPOLYESTER]

Thanks you guys. I thought I might have to babysit to get over the cuteness of babies, but that was all I really needed!

Mallory and Dave are the poster children for why birth control is important.

uh huh......my boys are strong swimmers