Hymn #365
Posted: April 4, 2006 1:02 pm
A minister was completing a temperance sermon and with great emphasis he
said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the
river."
With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the
world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, "And if I had all
the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
Sermon complete, he sat down.
The music leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly
laughing, "For our closing Hymn today, let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We
Gather at the River."
See you at the river!
said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the
river."
With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the
world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, "And if I had all
the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
Sermon complete, he sat down.
The music leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly
laughing, "For our closing Hymn today, let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We
Gather at the River."
See you at the river!
